It appears that our beloved Overlord is sick. However, nobody in her household appears to notice that she is emptying her stomach every 15 minutes.
What am I talking about? Well darlings, I came out of the bathroom with bile in my mouth, skin even more freakishly pale than usual, and what does my mother say? 'Stop being so lazy and help me with the yard work' Teh hecking hexors?!(sorry goddy) Yard work?! I can hardly keep food in my stomach while sitting at a computer desk! Well, magically, I did this 'yard work' and survived with minimal barfing.
And now my minions, an important lesson that some people in this household don't seem to understand: 'Raising your voice to tell a 3 year old to stop crying doesn't stop the crying' Yes, I'm telling you how to parent! Why? Because right now, you're doing a sucky job! Oh yes, threaten to slap me! Because we all know how effective violence is against anything!
Yes I'm angry! Yes, I'm ranting! You wanna know something? I AM PISSED!
DanikaMunchi · Wed May 03, 2006 @ 03:57am · 1 Comments |