So today was my first exam, french. It was fairly easy. I finished before we were allowed to leave so I doodled all over my rough paper. Afterwards, I ran downstairs to the cafeteria where I waited a bit for the other people but I grew impatient and hurried to change. Now, as you may know, my school is a uniform school. Usually, after school, we're allowed to change out of our uniforms and into normal people clothes to leave the premises. Exams are a different story. Since our pricipal os a crazy old bat, he doesn't let us change so in order for me to not have to change in broad daylight on my way to Widdifield (which is where I go after exams so I can visit with my other minions) I must perform various spiffy ninja/spy like moves in order to not get caught. This is very difficult. I like to think of my adventure to Widdifield as a video game of sorts. It goes something like this:
Level 1:
Complete mind numbingly hard tests in order to ensure safety in future years. You must complete these within the hour so you can have enough time to escape the classroom. Once the timer has reached the hour mark, you have 1 minute to leave the room and get onto the first floor.
Level 2:
Manuver your way throught the herds of people and find your locker. Enter the code to open. Once open, get the item 'Change of Clothes'. Leave the lockers area and manuver your way through the herds once again and find the 'Cafeteria'.
Level 3:
Find the 'girls bathroom' and change. Once you have done that, you must get out of the school while avoiding the teachers, principal, guidance councillers, and vice-principals.
Level 4:
Cross the barren and sweltering hot wasteland to the school without getting lost. Oh and try not to get eaten by huge rodents...or zombies...
Level 5:
FInd the cafeteria in Widdifield. Congratulations! You WIN!
...I need a life....
 DanikaMunchi · Mon Jun 19, 2006 @ 06:30pm · 0 Comments |
