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___The most weirdest thing happened yesterday.
___In the early morning I was hopping down Barton Forest to look for food as usual. I suddenly saw fire around me. Apparently there was a forest fire. I dodged as much fire as I could and got out of the forest. I then felt a tingling, burning sensation in my privates, and I looked down.
___My p***s was on fire.
___I stuck my flaming p***s inside my v****a to calm it down and then my v****a was on fire.
___So I had only one plan at the moment. I kept humping myself until my p***s felt burning pleasure, and it cummed, which put out the fire inside my v****a.
___I waved my p***s around in the air until the fire was almost gone. While I was doing this, a small ugly puppy stopped and started barking at me. It proceeded to jump on my p***s.
___Before it was able to bite my p***s, I cockslapped the puppy and put out the remaining fire.
___The puppy burned down to Hell.
___<3
___I felt so gangster.
___Comments?
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o.o;
And you have a p***s and a v****a?
I only know of one other person that has a p***s and a v****a.
heh.