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Ashtoriel inter monologe
What ever i wanna write i'll right don't expect to have much of a theme
My sister and i
So i have this wonderful person as a step sister and she came to me yesterday. I was on the toilet pissing and she is sitting on the sink or just standing there like she usually does. Because thats just how we are. So she tells me that her friends at school don't believe that some times after and sometimes before i take a shower i just up and down in front of her butt a** naked. Which i do all the time. So we laugh about this. This also reminds me that i needed to take a bath, so i sent her to get a tawel while i get naked. She comes back with it and imidiantly drops her pants and pops a squat on the toilet. "Was that all you wanted from me to take a s**t?" i pretend to be hurt. "Of course you whore what else are you good for?" So we bust out laughing as i get in the shower. this reminds me of the time about three weeks ago when i was also in the shower and Allie (the step sister) was on the toilet and i put s**t in my hair and got out the tangles getting the loose strands which resulted in a huge knot of hair coming from my head (i hadn't brushed my hair the whole week end so it was a mess) and she had just gotten off the pot and we pulling up her pants which were to big for her so when i threw my hair down the drain her pants dropped. "When i toss my hair all the girlies pants drop." Of course we busted out laughing. SO getting back to yesterday as soon as i got in the tub i moved the curtain and there in the tub was A BROWN RECLUSE SPIDER. SO i lost my s**t so badly and jumped out of the shower. I dumped the tooth brush holder out and scooped the spider out of the tub and left the room. I come face to face with my 7 year old demon spawn step sister Allies little sister stood at the top of the stairs (allie, leah,demon spawn, and i live on the second floor and have our own bathroom) she she starts giggling. so i put the spider cup on the first step down and close the stair door. "There is a spider in the cup so i dont suggest openning this door. I'm to naked to take it down stairs and allie is to busy bleeding out of her vajj to give a s**t." i tell her then return to the bathroom. "Allie you might wanna take the spider out side." i tell her as i jump into the shower. "But i'm bleeding." she whines like a baby so i laugh. We both hear leah take the spider down stairs so Allie hurries up and goes down stairs. "ARE YOU A RETARD." i heard being shouted not even five minutes later. When Allie returns she scoffs and tells me. "The dumb a** had her had over the openning of the cup." So we laugh and make fun of her. Then Allie reminds me she had a box of jelly beans just like berty botts every flavored beans. The tells me her crush had this guy who she doesn't like eat all of the black beans. Which could be either skunk spry of chocolet. This guy eats them (there was at least 30 beans it was a big box) proclaims he could eat more then downs the yellows, rotten eggs or lemon, and throws up all over the place. She gets off the pot and opens the curtain. I had s**t in my eye and the fast movement made me open my eyes. SO while she is laughing at me i'm under the shower spry trying not to cry as i cuss her out. "You have a freckle on your a**." I knew it and i had her touch it and giggled We then 'discovered' my under boob freckle and she touched both freckles quite a few times. so i tell her to go up to her crush and ask him/her (she has two) if they have ever touched an older but under the age of eighteen naked wet body of a pretty girl. So we laugh about this. and so yeah my sister and I

Scared Potter? wink

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    Ash, you're the best friend I've ever had, but your stories wreak havoc on AP student's heads (which is amplified by my own OCD) due to your grammatical errors o.0 And also, damn the " Enter both words below, separated by a comma." I can't read the words :
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