"All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time" - Lt Gen Lewis B. Puller, USMC
"I'd rather have a German Division in front of me than a French one behind." - General George S. Patton
"We're surrounded. That simplifies the problem." - Chesty Puller, USMC
One of the serious problems in planning the fight against American doctrine, is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine... - From a Soviet Junior Lt.s Notebook
"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait. " -A. Whitney Brown
My advice to you is to start drinking, heavily. -John Belushi
"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps." -Emo Philips.
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." -George Gobol
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." -Rita Mae Brown.
"You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." -Al Capone.
boots_aramma · Sun Dec 12, 2004 @ 03:28pm · 1 Comments |