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dont burry radium and monkeys that haven been used in lab expiraments in the same hole because the chemicals put in the monkeys and the radiation from the radium will mix an bring back those lil bastards and they wont be too happy that you burried them and stupid mad radioactive monkeys will try and exact their revenge and being that their radioactive test monkeys they arent easy to fight off, angry bastards took two more of my toes
boots_aramma · Wed Apr 20, 2005 @ 04:12am · 0 Comments |
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aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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i lost my random thaught generator, damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this sucks
boots_aramma · Tue Mar 22, 2005 @ 12:07am · 1 Comments |
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i guess that would be because i just use my random thaught generator, oh and babe i love you
boots_aramma · Wed Mar 09, 2005 @ 03:31am · 1 Comments |
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im getting christmas gifts w00t i already baught a bunch and i have to pay off a small debt so this onth i am going to lose a bunch of money
boots_aramma · Tue Dec 21, 2004 @ 10:54pm · 0 Comments |
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what happens if i cut off a rooster's feet and feed them to your donkey? then you have 2 feet of my c**k in your a**!! one of my friends just said that to me!!!!!!!
boots_aramma · Sun Dec 12, 2004 @ 03:31pm · 2 Comments |
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Quotes (yes im putting em in, deal with it) |
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"All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time" - Lt Gen Lewis B. Puller, USMC
"I'd rather have a German Division in front of me than a French one behind." - General George S. Patton
"We're surrounded. That simplifies the problem." - Chesty Puller, USMC
One of the serious problems in planning the fight against American doctrine, is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine... - From a Soviet Junior Lt.s Notebook
"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait. " -A. Whitney Brown
My advice to you is to start drinking, heavily. -John Belushi
"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps." -Emo Philips.
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." -George Gobol
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." -Rita Mae Brown.
"You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." -Al Capone.
boots_aramma · Sun Dec 12, 2004 @ 03:28pm · 1 Comments |
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yah Roses are red, Violets are corny, When I think of you Ohh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, ******** me, Very slowly, if you kiss me, dont be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!
boots_aramma · Sun Dec 12, 2004 @ 03:23pm · 1 Comments |
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song: Poor Little Bug On The Wall |
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Poor little bug on the wall, Bum bum bum, No one to love him at all, Bu bu bum bum bum, No one to wash his clothes, No one to tickle his toes, Poor little bug on the wall.
EVERY BODY ONE MORE TIME
boots_aramma · Sun Dec 12, 2004 @ 03:20pm · 0 Comments |
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