Evil overlords taking over AGAIN (wait, when did this happen the first time!? o.o; )
"Welcome to our art shop!!" Kana began introducing the coolest bestest spiffeist most organized art shop on Gaia!
Chabo the other b***h from the OTHER hell came bursting in through the shitty pieces of wood we called doors, "STOP!! This is complete s**t. =.="
"Woah, like major bitchyness...o.o;" Kana whispered.
Bob leaned over to whisper in Kana's ear, "I think she's PMSing... D:<"
Chabo narrowed her eyes glaring at us, "What did you say..you perv!?"
"Hey, she's the one with the Yaoi..." Bob then points to Kana.
Chabo then having an overload of hormone rage and from the ebil thing we women call PMSing...Chabo blew up and spreaded her luffley brains all over our thread to help our cause..and we sold her main organs to some homeless guy at a really jacked up price and making millions we closed our shop in the hopes of being the first two teens to retire in AMERICA!
Because well know teens are s**t in America and Bush is 100% right with EVERYTHING!
And the moral of this lesson is that there isn't a lessong from this moral because this lesson isn't a lesson and therefore can't have a moral BUT IF it did...If there was a moral, which there isn't it's be about Courtney!! Our lost chinchilla!! May god watch over her!!
"You're an athiest, Kana." explained bob again.
Psycho catholic priest comes running in with a huge cross, "You shall BURN IN HELL YOU EBIL DEMON!!
Bob's eyes widen and he does in the faggottiessstt voice he can, "Boy, and I thought Chabo was PMSing badly.." =.=
THEN, miraculously Courtney popped out of the middle of the cross
Bob happily screamed (IN a faggoty way), "COURNTEY!!!! I LOVE YOU!!"
Kana replies with a, "What the ********? I didn't summon you.." D: s**t..
The priest wide-eyed and lost says, "YOU ARE A MIRACLE FROM GOD, MY CHILD!!" and then the priest bowed down to Kana and Kana had him help her tkae out the pope..which was fun
Bob ended up ******** and marrying courtney three times.
Kana become America's First Dictator and made sure that Bush was crucified, but we made sure he watched lots of Prono with Yaoi..
Moral: Dun ******** a dog D:
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Second-In-Command-Of-Hell · Mon Jun 19, 2006 @ 07:53pm · 0 Comments |