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At el pinquino fuerte's request!! |
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At a time of jubilee! When we were all free from the torments of a daily grind. Spring break had struck our schools and relaxation had set in. Now, my spring break started off with much sleeping and the need for nourishment of the laziest of kind. PB&J. Unfortunately, I had no bread! This was irritating at highest proportions. Finally, one day, I decided I was going to get some freaking bread from Mark's Main Street Market. I was going to have my freaking sandwich sometime this week! So, I grabbed a cuepawn (that's how it should be spelled, foneticlly) and began my long walk to Mark's Market (I had lost my bike). As I was traversing the field of high school football I came across two friends, Danna and Tyler, how strange. "What are you two doing?" "Going for a walk, thats all, find something to do." They were sneaky jerks, you'll see later. "Why? What are you doing???" "I'm going to Mark's Market, I want some freaking bread to make a freaking sandwich!" "....ok." We parted! I made my way to Mark's Market, contemplated the various types of wheat slices and decided upon a cheap brand that would fill my hungering. Fill it good. I then walked the long way back home proudly swinging my newly obtained treasure for consumption. Soon enough, I was home and looking through various places for knife, jelly, and of course, peanut butter.....all natural peanut butter. You know, the brand no one has heard of and has all the oil at the top so you have to stir it. Then it has a certain sheen to it that is somewhat disturbing for peanut butter. Anyway, I start to spread this unholy peanut butter onto my recently bought bread, thinking to myself Finally! Good ole PB&J, been so long since I've been able to have you..mmmmm DING DONG!Stupid doorbell, gonna have to get it because my dad won't, interrupt my sandwich making! I thought as I still clutched my peanut buttery knife. Open the door and there are 5 friends on my porch. What the deallies? Two of which are Danna and Tyler who had planned this abduction of all these friends. And now they were obstructing me from my sandwich! DARN THEM!! "Are you done with your sandwich yet??" "NO! I'm still making it! You interrupted!" I responded showing them the knife still covered in peanut butter. "Well, hurry up, we wanna go for a walk." "Fine, come in, I'll make my sandwich while you wait." So they stood there in my family room and of course, my dog comes running up to them excited new people are in the house. Sniffing in places that people don't want dogs to sniff, mostly Tyler. Then, it happened, I finished making my sandwich!! Finally, after all these weeks, days, and hours, I would have my victory over the lazy snack food. Victory indeed. Then we all left for a walk aboot and I spilled some jelly on my shirt, I should of seen it coming.
Back Info: Will wanted to know the story for a song he and mike are gonna make called "The Incredible Journey", basically it's going to be a pointless story song like so many other bands have done. Though, it will be told differently and basically be a big metaphor of how I wanted a PB&J sandwich so badly and finally got it. This...this is for Will (seriously, he asked.)
nicos_a_seether · Tue Jun 20, 2006 @ 09:48pm · 1 Comments |
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