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How does it start?...

Love is a temptation
that starts with a sensation
when a guy stick's his location
in a girls destination
to increase the population
for the next generation
do you get my explaination
or do you need a demonstration???

okay.. how do you do it?..

Sky is blue
Water is wet
I'll make you c**
I'll make you sweat
Pressed up against my body
Movin up and down
Slowly but firmly
We'll move the ground

wow... okay.. so whats the conclustion?...

Kissing Is A Habit
******** Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Basturd
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!

thats gotta suck... crap.. i got math homework one sec!...

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

i guess that would make math fun oO.. but what about poetry?...

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

..okay... how bout rhyme games?...

Hickory dickory dock
This b***h was suckin my c**k
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her to the end of the block

wow.. okay.. anyway.. why do people do it?..

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid

i guess... but its a lil gross still...

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!

whateva you say buddy - -


Fin


slanted words is meh being curious...
xD
PS: i personaly like #1, 3 and 7 ^^;;