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I saw Pirates of the Carribbean 2 last night. I am mildly disappointed. The effects were cool, but the physics were awful, the story was lackluster, and most of the jokes were stupid and slapstick. It had it's moments, but it wasn't worth the two and a half hours, the damn cliffhanger ending, the midnight show time, and the $8.50 I paid for it. I'll admit it. I really don't like Johnny Depp. It seems like every role he plays is exactly the same nowadays. Secret Window, Finding Neverland, Willy Wonka, What's Eating Gilbert Grape (yes, that's a movie), every one of those parts was the same. "Johnny Depp plays a quirky, effeminate weirdo in Finding Neverland!" "Johnny Depp plays a quirky, effeminate weirdo in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" "Johnny Depp plays a quirky, effeminate weirdo in EVERYTHING!!!!" Damn you Johnny Depp. Damn you. Go back to "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas". That was a good movie. To be frank, I don't like Orlando Bloom all that much either. He's not a very good actor. They had a trailer for Lady in the Water, which looks absolutely fantastic, the Guardian, which is gonna suck because Ashton Kutcher is a b*****d, and an ad for YET ANOTHER animated movie about animals! It was cute back when I could count them all on one hand, but now it's ridiculous. Madagascar, that one Madagascar ripoff, Antz, Bug's Life, Hoodwinked, that Madagascar spinoff about the penguins, an animated movie entirely about penguins, Over the Hedge, etc., etc., etc. I'm sick of them. Yeah, I don't really think the animated squirrel was funny the first time, and it certainly isn't funny the seventh time. Toy Story was creative, Cars was probably good, I just didn't see it because I hate Owen Wilson and Larry the Cable Guy, and the Incredibles wasn't bad. Know why? Because they didn't have animals in them! You know those shirts that say "I see dumb people" on them? 90% of the time that person is dumb. I really don't like those shirts. My least favorite ones are as follows: 1. I see dumb people 2. I didn't do it 3. Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? (see back of shirt) 4. I can only please one person per day. Today's not your day. (Tomorrow doesn't look too good either.) Anyone who wears shirts like this should die. Like that poor Vietnamese family that happened upon Jordan during feeding time.
BoondockSaint16 · Fri Jul 07, 2006 @ 11:06pm · 1 Comments |
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