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Snake Story
Snake Story
This is a story of 3 men, named, Chuck, Jake, and James, Chuck and Jake where making a fire, while James was taking a piss behind a large oak tree. (I know sick to the girls... ~Sticks out toung~) Anyways, James was taking a piss and a Diamond headed Rattlesnake bite him on his...Dick... and he zipped up his pants and rushed back to his friends, and James said, "Oh my god, a Snake bite me on my Dick!" His two friends laughed there asses off, and James says "No guys I'm serious! Go call a doctor Chuck!" he yelled as Jake helped calm him down.
So Chuck ran back to the Ranger house, picked up the phone and called the doctor, "Doc, my friend got bitten by a snake, what do I do?!" and the doctor says Do you know what kind of snake it was?" "No!" well calm down, all you have to do is cut two Xs' on the bite marks, then suck out the venom "umm, ok, thanks doc..." he hung up the phone and ran out of the building, and back down to his friends.
Then Jake says, "Well, what he say?" and Chuck says "Your a dead motherfucker..."
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