Hmm... So my friend and I were talking, and we had heard about Ex-President Jimmy Carter spending lots of time down in Cuba trying to build houses, feed the hungry, etc, etc. We then realized that ol' Jim's motive is not to help the people, but to conquer them! Think about it, Castro's not far from kicking the bucket, and guess who's there to start a coup, but good ol' Carter. Imagine, Carter becoming the dictator of Cuba! Or perhaps he'll ally with the united states, rename Cuba as South Florida, and then govern over it himself! And the people have his back because he's already given them all nice, new, (and most of all) free houses.
But Jimmy's smarter than that... Let's see...
*Gasp* eek Cuba is just the beginning! Jimmy wants to rule the world! All those houses he built? Gigantic robots, lying dormant until he send the signal for them to rise and destroy all that oppose him!
Jimmy must be stopped. ninja
Who is with me?
EDIT:This is what his robot army looks like.
BoondockSaint16 · Thu Aug 17, 2006 @ 09:02pm · 6 Comments |