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I choked a monkey because that b***h took my taco
month you were born (put the answers together)

January
Febuary-----------I ********
March--------------i stole
April--------------- i ate
May----------------i b***h slapped
June---------------i kissed
July----------------i killed
August------------ i lied to
September-------i choked
October---------- i played with
November------- i watched
December--------i love


- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE B0RN 0N =]

1-------a spork
2-------my friends pants
3------- myself
4-------a football player
5-------my true love
6------- p diddy
7-------a lawn gnome
8------- my dog
9-------a banana
10-------my best friends boyfriend/girlfriend
11-------a ruler
12-------an ipodBecause
13-------my neighbor
14-------a sandwich
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------bigfoot
18-------a spoon
19-------a monkey
20-------a mexican
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------my science teacher
24-------a gangster
25-------1000 people
26-------your mom
27-------an alien
28-------a squirrel
29-------a noodle
30-------a hobo
31-------my uncle


- C0L0R OF Y0UR SHiRT ;]

White-------Because thats how i roll
Black--------that b***h took my taco
Pink---------Because im in love
Red----------Because the voices told me to.
Blue----------Because im sexy and i do what i want.
Green--------Because i keep it gangsta
Purple--------Because i love snakes
Gray---------- Because I hate myself.
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because i was high
maroon-----Because i was drunk.
teal-----cuz it was illegal
Brown-----Because im emo
Caramel----cuz Charlie told me too.
Striped------cuz ur mom said so
black..pink----Because i am kool like that
none-----cuz im so sexy and i freak like no other
bathing suit----- cuz im to kool for t.v

Repost this as "I..." or else you will find a dead horse's head in your bed when you wake up in 15 days






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ogerpon
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commentCommented on: Sun Jan 07, 2007 @ 04:29am
This is funny! heart


commentCommented on: Tue Mar 27, 2007 @ 04:14am
Hey, my month doesn't have a starting phrase! crying Nobody loves January...



Vaedana
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kuriboh Lord
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commentCommented on: Thu Jun 07, 2007 @ 11:17pm
i lied to my dog Because the voices told me to.


commentCommented on: Sun Jun 17, 2007 @ 01:39am
I did nothing (because my month doesn't have a starting phrase) to a noodle because I was high?



black_leather_biker_chick
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Cali Chu
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commentCommented on: Sat Jul 21, 2007 @ 05:50am
I killed a lawn gnome because I was high. killing a lawn gnome is serious.><


commentCommented on: Thu Jan 03, 2008 @ 03:59am
I b***h slapped a mexican because I keep it gangsta...

Wow, that was a pretty bad one... XP



Asaki_desu
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xXSo_Not_EmoXx
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commentCommented on: Sun Jan 06, 2008 @ 09:54pm
I choked on a banana because I hate my family. O.o


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