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eek Gawd, where'd all this crap come from?

Anyway... mah dream.

There was a stage with red curtains and all. A lil puppet stage like the ones you see at the kiddy stores. Axel was in front of it dressed in a blue striped apron with a white chef's hat and a spatula. He was talking to the three lil kids in front of him how it was wrong to make gay babies. Then Sora comes in with his keyblade (and Donald and Goofy) and they beat the poo outta Axel (like Valkyrie Profile, with all the lil jewels falling out). Then Sora went away because his work was done. 3nodding

Then, a group of Ghouls (for you who watched the dub, they are the Rare Hunters from YGO) popped up behind the puppet stage and demanded to duel. Axel was like: "Oh no! What're gonna do!" So the little kiddies held hands and stood in front of him and said, "Let's make gay babies!" And Axel said, "No! I mean, uh, sure you do that!" and he ran away.

xd

I had this other disturbing dream last week. I could actually feel it. It was very disturbing.

My grandma brought one of her younger friends to my house and left her here. She (that friend) had a black gun and was planning on killing me, so I went to my mom.

"Moooooommmm!!! Granma's friend wants to kill me!!!" But she was by the stove with that overhead fan that sucks up all the air on and she couldn't hear me.

"How many times have I told you not to mumble!!!" is what she said back to me. xp Thanks a lot mom. So, since she wouldn't help me, I switched the lady's gun with this black water gun that looked exactly like it.

Then... teh battle!!! ( xd )

She was sitting on the couch and my dad shot her. Her head rolled up and she started hysterical laughing. She pulled out her gun and shot me with water. I laughed in her face and told her I switched it. Then I shot her. She still was hysterical-laughing. She had been eating those shishkabob thingies with the long bamboo sticks. I grabbed one and stabbed her (all the way through) and pulled the stick out. Even with a couple holes with blood coming out, she was still laughing (eww, when did she get her shirt off?). So I stabbed her a lot. Finally, she died, but she left a curse on our house! She made it so we couldn't turn on any of the lights! We called the police to take her body outta here and we asked them about the curse. They brushed it off and said it was a common curse (quote: "we've had that many times" wink , and said all we had to do was take out the plug and plug it in somewhere else.

Aaaaaaaaaand that's all. biggrin