So I hate giving an anology online. Not being able to know what you are thinking when you read this makes it quite difficult to adapt it to your failed attempt at logic, but it is not that I actually care what you think. It is more along the lines of me proving I am better than all of you. Of course none of this matters in the slightest if you are not willing to take my great words of wisdom. Well in any case here it is:
Life is Jazz. Not jazz in the meaning of BS or worthless, although I may argue this later. Most people can easily make the connection between life and the improvisation factor of jazz. So I will just leave that at that, besides Collateral said it best when it said, "You got a roll with, adapt." That is good enough for me, but the connection I want to make is the part of jazz where the strong notes are not always on the beat. Life is very much like that. Not alway on task when it is important.
Well if I take all of the wisdom I have accumulated over the years and put it in a movie, which I am, it has to be great right? Can I go wrong if I make fun of America, Catholicism, Cancer, and the entire goth crowd that this movie will probably attract? I am thinking not. If it does anything it will be an uber success. Especially with this killer dialog:
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"Do you hate me?"
"No"
"What if I said I ******** your mom?"
"Not cool, my mom died of cancer 2 years ago."
"Yea, I ******** the b***h."
"WHAT?"
"Do you hate me now?"
"YES"
"Good."
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Although I may have to go through with plan 'A' in order to get the money to finance that movie... I mean what is the worest thing that can happen? Millions die, I get arrested for treason, but atleast I'll have that Jazz Cafe and a movie to show for it.
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(you spelt piece wrong by the way)