The other day, as I was on my daily 100 mile bike ride up a moutain, followed by a base jump to the bottom, I noticed that there were llamas in the skies. As I pondered this, I found that llamas in the skies sounds remarkably like llamas in DISGUISE. Which of course means that there is a large fleet of ninja llamas on an airplane shaped like a cloud. Clouds are fluffy. So are sheep. Sheep are llama wannabees. Wannabees sound like wee bees. Wee bees don't taste very good. Neither does recycled toilet paper. Toilet paper is the item found in the largest quantities at landfills. Hobos live in landfills. Hobos are like hippies. Hippies have the best candy. Candy is sweet like a lemon. Lemons are yellow. So is snow. Snow is cold. So is december. December has 31 days.
So, now I know a fleet of llama ninjas will decend from the heavens riding sheap eating hamburgers while getting into a knife fight with hobos while hippies are trying to break it up, hurling down yellow snowballs wrapped in toilet paper and squirting lemon juice at random people in landfills in exactly 31 days. Its just logic. And thats why I stopped riding my bike. Yeah.
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