Last night I met probably the coolest freshman alive. His name is Sam and he did things that made me laugh ever so hard. His motto is "if you have nothing on-topic or totally irreverent yet hilarious to say, then you probably shouldn't say anything." He stuck to this like an old lady to the front of a speeding bus. last night on the bus ride, he suddenly appeared next to me in my seat, saying he had been paid a dollar to move so that another guy could sit alone in the seat and do the "hibbity-bibbity," as he put it, with his girlfriend. When he said that I laughed so hard I almost cried. We sat and plotted what we were going to say to the couple, as they were sitting right behind us blatantly making out. I think it went something like this:
Me: Leave space for Jesus, you two.
Them: Huh?
Sam: Do I have to buy tickets for this show?
Them: *confused look, followed by realization, followed by eye roll*
It was late, so I can't exactly remember the rest of it, but thats ok, because there wasn't much more. And I'm all tired right now.
BoondockSaint16 · Sun Sep 24, 2006 @ 02:26pm · 10 Comments |