Star Wars Episode III: The drunken sith lord mad P:
There was a sith lord Named lord dungalot. (lol mrgreen ) his apprentice was Panic-in skybarfer (this is getting funniner) lord dungalot gave panicin a jug of jawa beer (is it made out of jawas?) then he had a fight with master soda. (u mean yoda?) and lol, soda had a pink lightsaber (he was a pretty little girl wasnt he?) and panicins saber was black. every time panicins saber hit sodas, black oil steam would fly around (did he fart alot?) panicin remembered what lord dungalot said, if your name is panicin, panic for your very poopsies! (poopsies? is it some type of replacement for the dung? i dont get it.) panicin just thought about it. but panicin just thought that lord dungalot was makin fun o him. so he hit sodas lightsaber so hard, that a cloud of steam came out. it injured soda, and turned him into Sprite. So panicin won the battle! and the black sabered warrior and his master dungalot, (dude, i saw his toilet and it was pitch brown) lived not very happily ever after, when the sprite was gone anyway rofl.
