Ok, so today during lunch, Steve had one of the most... most something ideas in the world. I don't know whether it's totally brilliant or retarded, wonderful or disgusting. Perhaps it's all of them. You decide.
So here's the deal. Go to the pet shop. Buy some of those frozen dead rats that they feed to snakes. Fill the rats with rare earth magnets. let them thaw a bit, then go to the side of a road, and throw them at passing cars.
Just think about that for a while. Let it soak in. I'm gonna go have a cola.
BoondockSaint16 · Thu Oct 12, 2006 @ 10:32pm · 5 Comments |