The lactose intolerant people of Nebraska started to feel the cheese in the air and started a desperate frenzy trying to warn people something wasn't right. Unfortunatly the citizens of Nebraska didn't believe them, being completely lactose tolerent theyhad their egos inflated and minds set on eating their damn cheeses and drinking their milks. Then in due time, several weeks after the lactose intolerant fled the state and surrounding area, the Nebraskans started to notice the decline in cheese supply and the lack of rodents in popular dwellings and sewers. What was happening to these common random pleasures and displeasures? Soon, selected spots in the other continents also had simular experiances but due to the oddity of the situation, news casters and many people still continued trying to ignore it and refused to publish the stories. The disgruntled fishermen... they were pleased to have done their work and were rewarded with 2 and a half grilled cheese sandwitches each... those, at this point, have become hard to come by you know. :3
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