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Demonic Pineapple
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 @ 01:26am

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	The End The world is doomed. My friends, after disease kills all but supermodels (who don't eat enough to catch diseases) and lab geeks (who have formed an ammunity to such sickness) the population of creatures slowly deminishs and we are left with a planet free of humans. Animals such as mosquitos, rats, and hermet crabs, all die due to the lack of humans. Everyone else is happy... but not everafter. The peace eventually drives them crazy and they commit sucide. So now you are left alone in this world. Everyone else has fallen and you rule. -confetti- Is this possible now? Is it? Well it hasn't been done.... and it might not ever happen.... but chances are high with a new generation of lunitics. The moral, the lesson, you can learn? The piece of evidence that could prevent this from happening? Fear the chipmunks.

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 @ 12:12am

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	Slowly the plan draws to a close... Within two and a half weeks the entire cheese of Nebraska and surrounding areas has disappeared. This is where we stop purchasing cheese. In North America, the rodents, starved for cheese, scavenge the entire state. Their association with one another has given more or less all of them the rabies disease and increased its side affects. Searching cheese, they are now fully dependant on it as a food source and will do anything to get to it. Millions of people bitten and fallen ill. The desease develops deadly symptoms. As North America comes of havic; millions dying and flleing, the rest of the country is concerned but not quick on action. They ponder the cause of this. Soon symtoms of the rodents and cheese start there. In these other continents the affects are quicker to last. The cheese supply is less, the chipmunks add bits of North American desease and the lack of Nebraskan cheese has driven the rodents to a kind of insanity. :3

Demonic Pineapple
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Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 @ 07:42am

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	Uh-oh... poor citizens of Nebraska... The lactose intolerant people of Nebraska started to feel the cheese in the air and started a desperate frenzy trying to warn people something wasn't right. Unfortunatly the citizens of Nebraska didn't believe them, being completely lactose tolerent theyhad their egos inflated and minds set on eating their damn cheeses and drinking their milks. Then in due time, several weeks after the lactose intolerant fled the state and surrounding area, the Nebraskans started to notice the decline in cheese supply and the lack of rodents in popular dwellings and sewers. What was happening to these common random pleasures and displeasures? Soon, selected spots in the other continents also had simular experiances but due to the oddity of the situation, news casters and many people still continued trying to ignore it and refused to publish the stories. The disgruntled fishermen... they were pleased to have done their work and were rewarded with 2 and a half grilled cheese sandwitches each... those, at this point, have become hard to come by you know. :3

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 @ 06:22am

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	Taking our Journey across Seas.. Well the cheese in Nebraska is being eaten as quickly as it's being boughten. sweatdrop All that cheese.... Well in the mean time we are boarding ship and ship with cheese that shall sail across the oceans with the ever so popular, disgruntled fishermen. With each cargo of molding cheese taken aboard are also three chipmunks... we shall see what shall come of this. twisted

Demonic Pineapple
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 @ 01:46pm

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	U_U Hello Readers. I know some of you may be wondering how this plan shall end, etc. Well I will try and keep you up to date with it soon, but right now I am putting this journal aside for I am on my AFK quest and that takes up most of my time U_U. However I shall try and update weekly. -Nods- ...beware!

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 @ 06:06am

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	Argh..... Must work faster..... eek oh no.... the cheese is quickly being devoured by rats and mice... rodents of all kinds have stared attacking deh cheese. Luckly meh chipmunks are still with meh.... ^^ My recomendation, set more rodents free in Nebraska... they'll find their way...

Demonic Pineapple
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 @ 07:48pm

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	Topping the Cheese You are purchasing these vast amounts of cheese with a credit card- just so you know. By the time the bills come in... well the world shall basically be doomed and you'll just eat the credit card company's with your wrath. heh heh Well now, how does one top the cheese? raises eyebrow Well, Now we are traveling to New Jersey. ninja We are in a town called Egg Harbor City (another small town in a state.. we are keeping our work mostly on the "down low" wink from here we slowly move south east down highway 30 until we reach the coast line. We shall follow that rail up all the way across the state border into New York, New York. Through this trail we have basically been arranging deals with random, unhappy fishboatsmen. They have agreed to follow our commands and do as they are told with the said cheese. After we accomplish this small task, hiring a total of 25 East Coast fishermen, we travel across the country to Oregon. Here we locate ourselves in a town by the cost called Seaside and travel down the coast to Tijuana, just across the border of Mexico. We Here find about 45 fisherman willing to do the same task. It's good that there are unhappy fisherman on my side. 3nodding

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 @ 08:01am

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	Next Step Ok, your part so far? Well I personally would suggest killing off the chipmunk population but like I said, it is quite large and your efforts would probably not stop me at all.... don't bother in other words... well anyways, I'm not done. We basically now have half a million chipmunks in the mountains in a small town in California. Now we shall switch states. I long train ride ( eek ) to Nebraska has taken up a good couple days now, but finally here I am, in Lincoln Nebraska. ninja Here we shalltake capture of lovely cheese chunks. Fairly large acutally. We shall search in the black market and ah, here we find ourselves a mister john wigit. He assists up by continuinting the buying of cheese gradually and transports the supply to underground warehouses. The supply of cheese shall grow as we further our exploits. Yes some of the cheese shall go bad but that is none of our concern at all... at least for the moment.

Demonic Pineapple
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 @ 07:51am

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	We Begin.... We begin in a small town in California.. you may have heard of it... or not. It's called Chester. Prime camping neighborhood; woods, lakes, mountains, not many people. What is special about this place? Nothing much... except it's chipmunk poulation. It is fairly large and the chipmunks flurish in several breeds. Now, it is a known fact that chipmunks have not enough brains to take over the world... obviously... but their numbers, energy, strength, and will give them the brawns capable of it. Over a 6 month period of time we shall capture 500,000 chipmunks from this population and take them up to Morgan Hill (its a 6 hour drive) and lock them in bins which shall be hidden in the mountain there: Mount Toro. It is a vast mountain that isn't often climbed. Don't worry the chipmunks are well provided for. They shall soon be taken into action as soon as the other points of the plan are prepared. No one ever said taking over the world will be easy.

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