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Jane's list of things to do when bored:

Pretend to be a secret agent or spy
Tell people you're running for president of your country or a made up one.
Arrest yourself, being both the police officer and the person being arrested.
Ask people:
embarrassing questions.
if they want to see your bellybutton treasure
if they've seen your head(pretend to have lost it)
When standing in line propose to the person in front of you.
When at the bottom of the escalator, yell out that your pants/shoelaces are stuck.
Make barking noises at silent people or your dog.(sniff them if they seem amused)
Tell people to "shh!" even if they're not making any noise.
Pretend to be extremely stupid.
Pretend to be extremely amazed at everything.(gasp at things and pick up pens with glee while you shake your head)
Become a paparazzi for your friends, follow them around with a camera
Eat tic-tacs as if your life depends on them, eat them every 2mins and be frantic when you open and eat them...then look releived once done.
Blink, alot.
Inflate a balloon until it pops.
Before each step exclaim,"boldly going where no man/women has ever gone before!"
Bounce a potatoe.
Take 25 dog treats to the park, give one per dog and don't leave until you're left with no dog treats.
Pretend to buff your cat with your hands.(>.< they love it)
Dial an insurance company and attempt to insure your stuffed animal.
Call toll free numbers and make friends and small talk with the person on the other end.
Challenge people to duels(...with whatever object you see fit..such as a rubber chicken)
Chew on your arm until someone notices, if no one does then make growling and snarling noises.
Tell people that you did someting bad, then walk away.
Make a shrine to something like potatoes, it'll scare the hell out of your parents when they find it.
Count to 100,000 using your fingers over and over again.
Use your tongue to count your teeth.
Make simple puppets from pictures and popsickle sticks and have a puppet show.
Dance around naked to music(make sure you're alone)
Argue politics with something that won't speak like a dog or lamp.
Declare war against something simple like spoons, and refuse to use them.
Imagine yourself doing aerobics in your head.
Perform the hokey-pokey at 3am.(organize it into a sleepover)
Wear a cow suit to the store and shop for groceries.(buy a large amount of milk/cheese/ice cream)
Eat raw brocolli and pretend to be a dinosaur eating trees.
Embarass yourself.
Hold an exercism(...can be on your cat/goldfish/stuffed animal/own hand)
Experiment with makeup.
Act like steve urwin(may he rip) and chase a bug.
Find typos on websites and email the webmasters.
With a pair of fake breasts, flash your mailman/woman(can be found at any halloween store, works well for men and women)
Pick a random person and follow them until they notice, then pick another person.
Spin around in a chair and look straight up until you're so sick and nasuated you can't walk or move.
Name all your body parts.(fingers, toes, ears, nose, eyes, bellybutton)
Introduce your body parts to people by their new names.
Hold a water drinking contest.
Find a clean dumpster and pull out anything that you want.(office supply stores like staples throw out good stuff)
Watch squirrels
Groan, and then act confused when people ask if you're alright.
Hang out in the bathroom in a suit and sell people things(..soap, toilet paper, toys)
Hide.
Try to type with your toes.
Make faces at strangers to make them laugh.
Smile at people, or stare.
Make sock puppets.
Make sound effects for fun.
Make code names for you and your friends.
Have your feet talk to each other.
Open everything.
Attempt to pick someone else's nose.
Play dead.
Pour water in your hand, make a sneeze noise, and throw water on the back of person's neck. Act like you're not sorry at all for what they think you did.(also works if you have a spray bottle, but no perfume!)
Pretend to be a car - Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street.
Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
Pretend you are God
Pretend you are Xena the Warrior Princess
Pretend you're a dog
Repeatingly call someone Al and get mad when they say that’s not their name
Say "well that's what you think" after everything someone says
Go across the room and tag someone and say "you're it!"
actually say "blink-blink" everytime you blink
repeat everything so that you say it twice.
Set off metal detectors.
smell everything
have a long case of the sniffles
Randomly spill things and not feel bad about it.
Talk back to the radio, insult them.
Use your hands to talk.
Attempt to make reservations at McD's
Flick off the lights when you enter a room
Use the word "stuff" as much as possible
Be a body guard for one of your friends, wearing shades and a suit.
Put on different colored socks and try on shoes.
Wear duct tape over your mouth and slap people who try to take it off.
When you buy something ask to get your picture taken with the clerk.
Write a dirty letter to someone at random out of the phone book.
(...to be continued)