Rolen here! Look guys, I am really excited. Y'see, I have proof that aliens are a scam! I HAVE PROOF!! Alright, so on my merry trip to the market place, I notice Alien Masks for sale, some as low as sixty gold coins a pop. The average price for these bad boys was about a hundred gold. No, I dunno about you, but it all makes sense. All these fakers are now revealed!
Lesse, also, an odd fellow found a way to make those fake mini UFOs fly, but look at this, they are battery run and only will operate for a month or two. HAH! A month! A battery! Proof that it is all fake! A real UFO needs NO battery! Imagine the milage this imposter gets.
Hmph, tommorow is the day when my submission to the Beauty Contest is open for voting. Am I excited? Hell yes.
Eh, on that note, I think I am pooped. G'day, and till the next transmission, this is Rolen!
Rolen Londone · Mon Nov 27, 2006 @ 02:52am · 0 Comments |