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I succumbed. Alright. Aliens might be a little real, and riding this UFO thing is a blast! Lemme tell you- I have never blazed over Barton that fast, never collected bugs and trash that fast, and yes, the Great Rolen Londone collects bugs and trash- call it a fetish.
Now, I have been on vacation for a bit, so making transmissions has been tough, but I am back. A lot has happened, so let's start off...
One. Merry Christmas! I got no gifts, of course, no one ever gives Rolen Londone gifts. Ever. But you still had a good one, right!?
Two. Caroling! GIFTS! Now, I have never seen so much holiday spirit! SPONTANIOUSLY- SNOW FELL FROM THE SKY AND BLANKETED BARTON! By god, I have never seen so much white either. Now, I have done my share of caroling, and that makes me all the better as a Gaian.
Three. Old news. I never go over old news, until now. The jolly man got kidnapped, but it failed, so he got mixed up with a cow, and now the aliens have a Santa, and they are trying their hand at Christmas, and BALOGNA! Who needs bull horns anyway?
Four. Reports of Death. Sixteen people have died on the road and off cliffs while being blinded by stars surrounding their heads. Rolen Londone cares naught about people who purposely shoves stars around their faces. Ever.
Five. ZE REBELLION! I don't agree with anyone wearing thuggish-masks unless it is me. Now, since I have grown a moustache, I won't wear a mask. Why? Cover nature's sexiness...
And, now, my voice is croaking, so Rolen Londone out.
Have a merry BELATED Christmas!
And tune on into ROAM 76.8 tommorow!
((IRL: I am getting back into the journal if people will get the word out. I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas, and I will be able to wish you the New Year on the 31st. Wait for it.))
Rolen Londone · Wed Dec 27, 2006 @ 10:38pm · 0 Comments |
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