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Yo! Well, everyone, the christmas season is finally here! Nothing but worrying about what gift to get family, what you might get, and how your going to pay for all those presents. Now that I think about it, that's basically what the holidays is, besides paying for an overpriced, genetically altered, fat and chemical stuffed turkey! And, yes, turkeys are not really that size, color, or flavor. The companys just want to mask all the unfortunate sorrows about their turkeys. But enough about that, breaking news has made its way into our midst! Apparently, the Zurg tried to kidnap Santa! But the attempt failed and santa's brain was transferred into, get this, a cow!!! A cud chewing, grass eating, methane farting COW!!! Now isn't that just something to be jolly about! And for those of you who don't know sarcasm when you see it or don't have a sense of humor, that was sarcasm. And now I leave you at that, until tommorow. Remember, read it today, read it tommorow, just read it!
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