Types Of Goth 175 (Some of these are ******** stupid)
Punkgoth--the original flava! ******** off and die (reading Baudelaire in a coffeehaus) Perkygoth--would rather live with flopsey and bouncy than mopey Poseygoth--the offshoot of the partime punk Bittergoth--one level below mopeygoth Crankygoth--primarily focused in female goths once per month Perkygoth Supreme--Edvamp _used_ to be one Poseurgoth/Visigoth/Miligoth--...if you have to ask... Vampygoth--subscribes to alt.gothic and alt.vampyres Crustygoth--those over 40, if they still have hippy tendencies Mustygoth--those who have been dead a short while Dustygoth--those who have been dead a very long time Industragoth--likes both goth and industrial music Perkydomgoth--a happy dominatrix Perkysubgoth--happy that _they're_ not in control Perkyswitchgoth--just happy, no matter who is in control Mommygoth/Daddygoth--reserved for those with offspring Polygoth--those with polygamous preferences/desires Bubblegoth--those who chew gum and blow bubbles at clubs Kittygoth--those who own Hello Kitty _everything_ Keropigoth--those who own Keropi _everything_ Badtzgoth--those who own Badtz Maru _everything_ Burritogoth--those who have experienced Tortillas Androgagoth--those who have perfected that androgynous look Crowgoth--those who think they are Brandon Lee Monogoth--monogamous relationships only! Fuzzygoth--those with facial hair or _very_ hairy backs Arachnogoth--those that have a spider fetish and/or own tarantulas Necrogoth--those obsessed with death, or sex with the dead Ultragoth--they know who they are, and we could care less UltraMegagoth--those born on Halloween or Friday the 13th Lumigoth--if it glows in the dark, they own it Manlygoth--reserved especially for Al Golagia and other "men" Geekygoth--those who have achieved the delicate balance of geekdom and gothdom Oi!goth--often combined with punkgoth (don't fight with these ones) Aussiegoth/Austragoth--our friends from down under Manicgoth--manic depressive Nerdigoth--those that try to be geekygoth, but don't quite pull it off Fingoth--reserved exclusively for Desmodus Fossilgoth--those born 100+ years too early Neurogoth--cyber freak Newrogoth--new romantics Sistergoth--devote followers of the Sisters of Mercy Studygoth--those enrolled at a form of higher/continued education Taxigoth--those who possess full-time jobs and help feed Uncle Sam Spraygoth--one who fells the need to spray alt.gothic periodically Flamegoth--one who enjoys the art of flaming Inkygoth--those with 2+ tattoos Blinkygoth--own those blinking red eyed bat keychains Pezgoth--own _both_ the skeleton and witch Pez(tm) dispensor Purrygoth--those who like cats more than people Newbiegoth--just goth the courage to begin posting and/or clubbing Anarchigoth--anarchists Miligoth--military goth Belagoth--those who aspire to Lugosi's attributes Panicgoth--regular consumers of Manic Panic(tm) products Fangygoth--those with professional fangs made Bondagoth--enjoys bondage (giving or receiving) Bigoth--bi-sexual goth Lesbigoth--lesbian goth Homogoth--gay goth Boxgoth--own one or more lunchboxes to carry personal effects Petalgoth--obsessed with drying roses, black roses, or eating roses Babygoth/Childgoth--offspring of goths Fairygoth--those that are godmother/mother to #64 Gangstagoth--boiz/grlz chillin in da hood Noodlegoth--those on the ramen/maccaroni/spaghetti/pasta budget Fishygoth--wear fishnet on _any_ part of their body Aquagoth--their only nourishment is in the form of liquids Alcigoth--alcoholic goth Vegigoth--vegetarian goth Orthogoth--wear braces, retainers, ect... LittleMinigoth/stumpygoth--those under 5'1" Shygoth--prone to staring and hiding behind/under people/things at clubs Murkeygoth--goes mopey/perky/mopey/perky (repeat), similar to manicgoth Spineygoth--has hedgehogs in their sig or porcupine/hedgehog fetish Quantumgoth--ask Sexbat ^..^ ,he will tell you Semigoth--haven't committed 100% to gothdom (part-time goth) Redgoth--community over ego goth, AKA commiegoth Stonergoth--ingests/grows/produces illegal substances for the mind/body Litigoth--nightmare lawyers Gungoth--watch out for them and their alt.gothic.guns.guns.guns!!! Crimpygoth--crimped hair nightmare Spikeygoth--spiked hair, spiked jacket, and/or spiked collar Chiroptogoth--bat lovers or anything to do with bats Netgoth--isn't everyone who reads this? Jellogoth--serves oh-so-difficult custom creations to honored guests Metagoth--sorry, lost the definition... (help?) Betagoth--still trying to get out of test mode for final release Wankergoth--thinks they are the 1st to denounce goth this/that Barbigoth--collects Barbies & dresses them up like goths (Ken/Skipper too) Duckiegoth--brings a rubber duckie to clubs and shows Miscgoth/Calicogoth/Muttgoth--a miscellaneous smattering of all types Comigoth--reads/collects comic books Sandygoth--obsessed with Sandman or loves the beach Winniegoth--Winnie the Pooh/A.A. Milne fans. say "Oh Bother!" a lot Swampgoth--into Swamp subgenres (Nick Cave, Cramps, ect...) Behemothgoth--600+ pounds goth Oldschoolgoth--don't like anything after Bauhaus broke up Newschoolgoth--don't like anything before Bauhaus broke up Amerigoth--into only USA goth bands, or are from the USA Britgoth--into only UK goth bands, or are from the UK Slothgoth--veeerrryyy veeerrryyy sllloooww goth Brothgoth--like soup or can only afford a soup diet Moshgoth--those into pits (willingly that is) Pogogoth--jump up and down, don't mosh (usually a perkygoth as well) Robogoth/Bionicgoth--those who are androids or have false limbs Dixiegoth--from the south... y'all Yankeegoth--from the north... yous guys Weekendgoth--goth on weekends only Coughgoth--goffs wif a cold *sniff* Ditzygoth--dumb goths Htoggoth--dyslexic goths (also palindromic goths) Mothgoth--goths after the larvel stage Archigoth--one who archives alt.gothic articles, ect... Billygoth--one who likes rockabilly Ambigoth--thinks that Brian Eno's _Discreet_Music_ is too noisy and agitated, usually a lover of 4AD/Projekt bands Canagoth--from the Big Maple Leaf place Cyclogoth--lover of moterbike/bicycles/unicycles Whitbygoth--ask Jane Shaw, she'll tell you! Topgoth--Whitby Gothic Festival badge wearer and damn proud! Holygoth--devout religious goths Pagangoth--followers of their own religion, or lack thereof Grumpygoth--is related to Sneezy, Happy, Sleepy, ect... Docgoth--devout wearer of Doc Martens (any kind) Armagoth--has purchased records at Armageddon, or loves armadillos Texgoth--duh! they're from Texas Notagoth--one who insists on claiming that they're "not a goth!" Negativegoth--wearer of white garb Modgoth--goths with scooters (old European ones, not Hondas) Converjagoth--has/will atten/ed a/an Convergence Frothgoth--infuriated flamer who falls for every troll on alt.gothic Crunchygoth--maitians a bat house, grows own wormood, brings spiders into house Juvigoth--thoose under the tender age of 18, but older than 12 Glittergoth--puts glitter everywhere! especially body, usually also Perkygoth Nephgoth--those who think Fields of the Nephilium are the definitive gothic band Sologoth--goths living in un-gothic places looking for a scene to inhabit Ophidigoth--ones fond of, in possesion of, with the name of a legless reptile Chaosgoth--thrive of causing and/or being in chaotic/stressful/hectic environments (can also be a fractal freak) Pyrogoth--fire! fire! Peppygoth--has lifetime perscription of Prozac (drug induced Perkygoth) Maudlingoth--wishes had a lifetime percription to Prozac Theragoth--dependant/functional upon therapy or forced into therapy without warning Cybergoth--technically advanced Sedagoth--must be/enjoys being repressed/restrained through chemical methods RenFairgoths--those determined to wear marginally historical clothes from the 16th-18th centuries, including chain mail, soft leather boots, and/or wunder-Corsets. Usually they are also a... Celtogoth--obsessed with the wailing female voices, harps and all thing Irish, including Harp ale. Especially into matriarchal Celtic mysticism a la Robert Graves, as well as Irish poets. Often in the same circles with... Gypsygoth--tons of dangly jewelry, often some of it crossing the cheek or forehead under a tassled wrapped scarf. Conduct seances to old Dead Can Dance albums. MerchantIvorygoth--of the dandy variety, inspired 19th-century achingly romantic drmas by the film company Merchant Ivory (often staring Julian Sands and what's-her-name from Room With a View) ClubKidgoth--wear the same shiney, glittery platforms to raves and goth clubs Promgoth--dyed thier prom dress/suit black NewWavegoth--fierce, pre-categorized goth/new-wave/punky look a la Anne Magnuen in The Hunger Instagoth--one day they aren't, the next they are(similar to posergoth) MyLittlePonygoth--thoose with multi-color hair extensions CromeDomegoth/Baldigoth/Curlygoth--those without hair, intensionally or otherwise GrungiGoth--Black plaid and Kurt Cobain, need it be defined more? RavenGoth--Common affliction among NetGoths who have 'Raven' in their handle QuartzGoth--into crystal/mineral energy, often found wearing small quartz necklaces LARPGoth--Mistaken for a Goth as they Live Action Role Play, often have BelaGoth syndrome Germanogoth--Jackboot wearer, & knows how to use them; can be depressed in 2 languages Ratgoth--Possesses 3+ of the species Rattus Norvegicus/Rattus Rattus, often used as fashion aides Disneygoth--collector of disneyware, wears black gloves & Mickey Mouse ears to clubs Godzillagoth--lover of large paper mache monsters (et al)in cheesey horror movies Bridalgoth--those who take thrift store wedding dresses, "make them goth" & wear them to clubs Chigoth--those living in the general Chicagoland area (includes IN and WI areas) Labelgoth--wear only the newest in goth fashion from label such as Begotten, Lip Service, Cyxtees, Eternal, Fun House, ect... Depechegoth--own every single DepecheMODE album and single, for more info ask DJ Phoenix. Casualgoth--always wearing all black, but never look completely ready to go out. Curegoth--do NOT believe Robert Smith when he says that the cure isn't Goth. Colorgoth--wear color, such as burgundy, purple, red and/or blue, more often than the typical all black attire Morrisseygoth--"I wear black on the outside, 'cause black is how I feel on then inside." often also Vegigoths, Mopeygoth and Bigoth or Homogoth Valleygoth--"like, oh my goth" Siouxsiegoth--jeeper creepers, where'd you get those peepers Covergoth--One who feels they cannot go out in public unless their face is completely covered in Black and/or White grease paint.. (sometimes resembling a scary circus clown, also connected to "Instagoths" wink Transgoth--Goths who crossdress into anothers gender. ????
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