<i><b><center>Elephant Stew</b>
Submitted by Delores Martens Harvey</center>
1 elephant
Salt and pepper to taste
Brown gravy
2 rabbits [optional]
Cut the elephant into bite-sized peices. This should take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover, about half a tank car. Cook over kerosene for about 4 weeks at 465degrees. This will serve 3,800 people. If more people are expected, two rabbits may be added, buit do this only if necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew.</i>
that is an actual recipe from a church cookbook from 1985. mom showed it to me just now and i couldnt stop laughing at that recipe
i brought it in to show manny and he just started laughing really damn hard. he took the book and insisted on making a copy of those pages xD
<center>-----in other news-----</center>
all of you should majorly cherish what little time i have left on this earth. yes. you read that right. im going to die very very soon
as soon as gramma finds out that i broke her laptop x.o;
i was sittin on the couch BEING CAREFUL. then mom said move i want space on the couch. so i skooched over and the computer (inslowmotionlikemovies) popped off my lap, the moniter part banged into my desktop CPU which was right by the couch and the glass part inside the plasma moniter shattered (:
i havent told gramma yet. mom witnessed it and i showed it to becca whilst i was freaking out x.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
dad and i are taking it down to best buy to see if its repairable.. he's looking into laptops on craig's list because my desktop sucks
if gramma's laptop isnt fixable we're gunna have to replace it anyway.. (because she uses it just that much)
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