Star Craft: The Shadow of Space
Date: 6/ 66/ 4025 (in the future June gets more days... deal with it*shakes fist*)
Location: In the vicinity of a region in a certain area of a place in space... next to some planet.
Mission: uh... I forgot?
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Captain(it's me ): STATUS REPORT!!!
Some Crew Member#1: THE FAIL SAFES HAVE FAILED SIR!!!
*lights turn off*
Captain: DAMN!, HOWS THE BACK-UP SYSTEM?!
Crew Member#2: THE BACK-UP SYSTEMS HAVE BACKED UP SIR!!
Captain: HOW ABOUT THE RESERVE ENERGY?!
*ship shakes*
Crew Member#2: THE RESERVE ENERGY IS STILL IN RESERVES!!
Captain: WELL CAN'T WE LEAP OUT OF HERE?
Crew Member#5: THE GUY THAT PUTS ALL THE LEAP COORDINITES HAS LEAPPED OUT OF THE AIR-LOCK!
Captain: (WTF IS WITH THESE HORRIBLE PUNS?!?!...)
*a quarter of the ship has just decompressed*
Captain: CAN'T WE STILL GET OUT THROUGH THE ESCAPE PODS?!
Crew Member#1: WE CAN'T BECAUSE...
Captain: I SWEAR THAT IF YOU SAY "THE ESCAPE PODS HAVE SOMEHOW ESCAPED" I WILL BEAT YOUR HEAD INTO THE CONTROL PANALS!!!
*huge explosions*
Crew Member#1: ....
Captain: WELL AREN'T YOU GONNA TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PODS?!?
Crew Member#1: i wish to live...
Captain: ... so who are we fighting anyway?
Crew Member#4: no one sir, you just thought it would be funny to put about 110 cherry bombs in the ships reactors...
*half the ship falls apart*
Captain: Oh yah... that was fun...
Crew Member#4: so now we are all gonna die...
Captain: ... i guess... *lights a cherry bomb*
Crew Member#1,2,4,and 5: NO CAPTAIN!!! THAT WILL CAUSE EXSPLOSIVE DECOMPRESSION!!!!
Captain: what?...
*POP!*
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OH NO!!! THE FAIL SAFES HAVE FAILED!!!
I just thought of this one time and thought it was funny.
10k for pencil avi art. I don't color, I could try... but nah... just pm for samples.
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