Ah... I love our new computer. Our old son of a hotplate iMac finally bit it, and my parents bought a new one. it's like a seventeen inch flatpanel, had no dead pixels, has a webcam installed into it, has an amazing interface, and is just plain tasty. Unfortunately, it means that when I finally redesigned my profile last night, I had the window maximized, making it bigger than it would be on any regular monitor. As such, a lot is cut off when you folks would go to veiw it. Not that you do anyway. Just saying. But it's your problem, not mine! twisted You have to use the lateral scroll bar!
EDIT- So, I just found from my friend that they released Castle Shikigami 2 on the Gamecube. I wanted to cry. This is possibly one of my favorite games in the world. It's a 2D shooter, in the way of Space invaders. The gameplay is solid, but that's not the allure of the game.
It's the translations. This game has some of the greatest Engrish translations I have ever been witness to. In this game there are 8 playable characters. Each has their own storyline in the game, on top of a co-op mode, in which there is a different story for each combination of characters. There is dialougue between each level, making it more rewarding to finish the level, simply because the translations are so bad.
But it gets better. It's all voice acted.
Poorly.
I have never laughed harder at a game than when I played this one.
Here are a just a few of my favorite quotes:
- "I'm Kim of two homes and seven moms."
- "My man is in Danger!" (says Roger, the American ninja)
- "(changed voice)" (the voice actor actually reads that aloud)
- "Don't come yet! Don't soil your hands. Not yours, Ko."
- "Not solo. Big mistake. World Ninja."
- "I have only one body. My heart's friend. ...Kill my friend? Never!"
- Girl: "So trite." Kim: "That's forever." Roger: "...And shiny." (Kim and Roger): "Pattern."
- Roger: "In full swing?" Kim: "Yes!" Roger: "Can you play?" Kim: "Yeah!"
- Dead Boss 1: "History will smile?" Roger: "Big smile!" Kim: "Heroes always shine!" Dead Boss 2: "Uh huh!"
- Roger: "Same to you? Take my hand?" Kim: "I don't wanna soil the new world."
- "Men are cool! My idiot is cool! It victimizes women!"
- Nigi Gorgeous Blue: "Want some cherries? Mouth-to-mouth OK?" Roger: "Poisoned?"
The only problem with this game is that it's frigging inmpossible to find. The price is no problem, as it's only about 10 bucks. But it's sold out everywhere. crying
BoondockSaint16 · Sun Jan 14, 2007 @ 03:16am · 4 Comments |