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My mood today: biggrin Happy
My crush???: Still hasn't noticed me, figures...
My home: Messy, LOUD and absolutely insane
Okay, okay, now, the tale of The Flying Knat!, Chapter One...
The little itty bitty flying knat was in the kitchen. He wanted to get a sandwhich 'cause he was reallly really really hungry,since the last thing he ate was some moldy bread he found laying next to this dead guy who got killed by his wife 'cause there had been an accident, like he got another woman pregnant or something, and the wife didn't like that, so she shot him while he was eating his bread, and that was like, four days ago, so the little itty bitty flying knat was sick from not eating, but there was no food in his kitchen, so he hadta go out and get a job, but he was too sick so he moved in with his mom. Then one day he was loitering in the park, but I guess it isn't loitering since the park is a place for people wih buisness there, people without buisness there, and people who just gots nothing better to do, and the police came up and arrested him because they thought that he was the great 'incognito', the African-American trouble maker who killed someone so basically the just arested the little itty bitty flying knat because 'incognito' was black and the little itty bitty flying knat was black. Racist savages. Hmph. FREE THE LITTLE ITTY BITTY FLYING KNAT! GIMME MONEY TO GET HIM OUT AND HE WILL BE FOREVER GRATEFUL. Seriously, can I get some cash? No? FINE! Be that way...hmph. Oh yeah, one last thing...COCONUTS! (No I'm not crazy, I prefer 'mentally hilarious' thank you very much.) lol
iluvhippos · Thu Feb 01, 2007 @ 05:31am · 0 Comments |
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