Most students dislike there English class.For reasons such as an inability to write or the fact they must do a certain degree of work.They are not limited to these reasons however.Many people praise my writing skills in some circumstances and to those who do this current one is for you.
In English class they stress the importance of the comparative essay.....Which is by far annoying in nature and far too time consuming even when read.So this one my friends is made for the amusement of the reader and I hope you find it very much worthy of your time.In this essay I am going to compare English class....To a rectum
Oh yes you may think me crazy however I have a few facts to back this claim.Most students tend to have a habit of turning there heads away from the mere sight of this undesired class.When showed an undesired rectum we do the same reaction. Coincidence? Hardly. Both the subject and the rectum are obviusly recognizable and both are the preference of those who have a different chosen lifestyle.But by far the most odd superficial similarity is the possession of both of these of bad smells.I have not chanced upon an English class that does not have its own unique smell.And as for the rectum.....Well that should be self explanatory.
However the similarities do not stop at superficial.When you get past the smelly undesireable exterior you chance upon a complex system of grading and evaluation.When you pass the surface of the rectum you find the most advanced system known to man.....Your anatomy. Unfortunantly however, Both systems are full of crap. Thus to pass through either system you are forced to stand firm and squeeze all you can in order to squeeze through.
The time at which they both occur,daily, is yet another similarity.The rectum has the advantage in that pills or otherwise can make it go faster and smoother then any English class.
Considering the aforementioned above I think I can state.....English class is crap. However....As with all craps with a solid mind,a good read,and enough pushing you can make it through just fine and feel a lighter load from the experience.
Signed,
Kai Ominae
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