hehe since I'm bored i shall type some random things..
heart FUNNY QUOTES!!!!! heart *loves wise sayings* whee
"if you take away a fly's wings, would it be called a walk?"
"I'm not paranoid!! which one of my enemies told you this?"
"work? yeah i tried that once, worst 7 minutes of my life"
"OK, so whats the speed of dark?"
"If a cow laughs to hard, does milk come out of its nose?"
"if the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?"
"why is the word abbreviation so long?"
"if you spin an oriental man three times, does he become disoriented?"
"Ide like to help you out, which way did you come in?"
"A tree never hits an automobile exepy in self defense"
"*If the left side of your brain controlls the right side of your body than only the lefties are in there right mind*"
"I'm actually quite pleasant until I'm awake"
"ever stop to think and forget to start again?"
"I took an IQ test and the results were negative.."
"Dont follow my footsteps, i walk into walls"
"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not"
"A life? cool! where do i download one of those?!"
"i'm not insensitive, i just don't care"
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"
"As long as i can remember, ive had amnesia."
"As i said before, i never repeat myself!"
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