Grant me the serenity to accept
The things I cannot change
The courage to change the things i cannot accept
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be
Careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the
a** that I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday,
5% on Fridays and help me to remember....
When I'm having bad day,
And it seems that people
Are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my middle
Finger and tell them to bite me.
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i love the one on top blaugh
very funny.