Things To Do At Wal-Mart While You Wait For Your Family To Shop
1. Get boxes of condoms & put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
3. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'
4. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
5. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
6. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
7. Take a nap in the bedding section
8. Grab one of the bikes off the shelves and start pedaling around the store and see what people say!
9. Get a box of tampons from the pharmacy section and go up to a guy that works there and ask him what they're for
10.Sit down in someone else's cart
11. Make a fort out of pillows and throw stufffed animals at people from inside while calling "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!!"
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It's funny but kinda weird.
lol.