Alright, so this past week our school has had to do this stupid STANDARDIZED TESTING s**t. And I had the wonderful privilege of being in the 11th grade class with the St-Z. I must say, they are all idiots, except me.
So I start on the language arts portion and I WHIZZ past it because I pwn at reading sections and literature things, and I am about 3 pages ahead on the current section than the people around me and then I notice this one girl beside me flipping pages forward, making quick marks on the page and then turning back to the page she was on before she flipped ahead. Due to me being so curious, I wondered how she was able to accomplish this amazing feat, then after CLOSE observation, I realized she made little scratches in the circles that <i>I</i> had just marked, then later filled in the circles completely. Then eventually we got to the Science section and for a writing part I decided to blow the question and go "Dear person copying me, stop." and then after I she glanced at it she went "Tch." and carried on, STILL LOOKING AT MY PAGES MIGHT I ADD.
I mean, I'm not one to care about cheating, but when I sit and think about the s**t and thenwrite down the answer, and some b***h I really hate copies them I get FURIOUS. So I tried marking the wrong answers and then later changing them, but she ERASED THE WRONG ANSWERS! It was ******** ridiculous! Then eventually, we finished the testing and me and Andrew saw the teacher screwing around with this big metal ball that shocked the teacher as his hand was near it. So then the teacher asked me if I wanted to screw around with the thing and I decided to, it was pretty rocking. When your hand was on the metal ball it didn't shock you at all and when you touched anyone it shocked them, so me and Andrew had loads of fun with that. So after I was shocking it up, my crotch went forward into this metal thing that pretty much shoots out hydrogen, or something like that and my zipper touched it and it was the equivalent of getting kicked in the testicles by a ferocious kick boxer. All in all, my sides hurt for about an hour after the initial shocking. And I'm sure everyone knows that the AFTERMATH is worse than the actual testicle ownage.
Coach Z · Thu Mar 17, 2005 @ 07:15pm · 0 Comments |