Crazy things to do at the Grocery store......
1. Go to the customer service and ask where the used encyclopedias are.....
2. Ask everyone where the banana splirt aisle is....
3. Whenever someone asks you where something is tell them " Its in tokyo dumbass."
4. Jump around and scream " Whres the New York TImes and the milk!!"
5. Put a thing of sushi under all the greenbeans and stand there yelling" Get your fresh sushi here!"
6. Go up to someone and say "Donde es los zapatos?" but sya zaptos like zap-a-yos.
7. Look through the fresh fruit and say"I'm looking for my pet monkey!!" when someone asks you what your doing.
8. Tell people you are a monk/nun in training, while sitting in the check out aisle pretending to pray.
9. Holdthe phone up to your ear, and whenever someone passes by say." Quiet!! I'm trying to talk to the president!.
10. Go to the meat section and order a pound of everything for your new stew.
missyjohnnyk · Fri Apr 13, 2007 @ 02:01am · 0 Comments |