Bored. What else is there to do in the educational system? Just write to be bored out of one's mind? Yes, there is nothing here in this bland land that I want to fill my passion with. Is this a desire that I wish to fulfill? ******** yeah! Oh well, I am stuck in this abyss known as Utah and forever will be trapped in the grasps of the evil Mormons that stalk around my house night and day, trying to convert me to their devilish ways.
Why would someone so pure and innocent as I want to convert to their ways? I am an asset that is good for persuading people but I fear my death will come soon when they crawl through my windows, bust down my doors, and take my hostage.
The holy water will burn as I scream in agony! "OI VEY OI VEY ********!!" Soon my relatives will come and hunt them down while most of the population of the state is cute 3/4ths of the way down.
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I have weird fantasies...
AquaTonic · Thu Mar 31, 2005 @ 05:26pm · 1 Comments |