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During an interview with Indian Chief Double Eagle, he was asked what he thinks of the white mans improvements and achievments on this land.
Cheif replies:

Before white man, buffalo run wild, woman do cleaning and cooking, man hunt and fish all day then have sex all night.

Only the white man would think he could improve that.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.