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lalalalala....ooh!!! petsmart!!! i love petsmart!! *walks in* twisted smeagol.... heeeheee! theres a person over there looking at the goldfish so juicy sweet! they stole the precious!! no!! not you why did you come back gollum?? talk2hand i shun you. nooo.....smeagol you knows you wants it.... its calling to you smeagol....NO!! gonk ok.....maybe well just have a look at the juicy fish....*walks up behind person, leans over shoulder* is it tasty??? is it crunchable?? *gollum, gollum* eek aaaaahhhhhh!!!!! you stole the precious!! scream gollum, gets it!! grabs it!! no, you gets it, smeagol!!! yessss we gots it!! now for the fish so juicy sweet!! *dives into fish tank* no, smeagol!! the securities are comingses!!! i know, gollum, i almost haves them!! *grabs handful of goldfish, shoves in mouth* runs, hideses!!! over there, hide with the ferretses!! now... twisted we sees if the prrecious is in the purses.....yesssss.....NO!! we stoledses it, we cant!! zzzzeeeeee precious is in there smeagol, its callses to you. oh look, sunglasseeses, gollum, we founds some sunglasses!! lets us try them on, precious!! cool we looks hot, precious, we looks hot!! we mustes go to the malllses, they probalaly have some more stuff smeagol will look hotses in!! and then we takes it for MEEEEEEE!! for us, smeagol. yess, i-i meant us....... redface
Larien Miriel of Mirkwood · Tue Jun 21, 2005 @ 10:03pm · 4 Comments |
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aragorn.......aragorn.........*turns to look at gandalf* for frodo! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! scream *CHOPS THE ORCS* whats this? a ranger caught off his guard?Arwen: im the faster rider, and you know it!! youre like, 130, and im like 10!! i weigh 120 pounds less than you!! plus, asfaloth will bite you, hee hee!!! mrgreen eek legolas!! where did you come from?? hey, how about you and arwen and aragorn and the hobbits all ride on this fell beast i found! i fed him some sugar, and he is nice now. blaugh his name is bob. home is behind, the wild ahead! and there are many paths to tread. through shadow, to the edge of night! until the stars are all alight. mist and shadow, cloud and shade, all shall fade all shall fade!! crying crying crying crying cry cry cry cry whether by the sword, or the slow decay of time, aragorn will die! and there will be no comfort for you, as you walk among the faded trees, bound to thy grief..................
Larien Miriel of Mirkwood · Sat Jun 04, 2005 @ 08:52pm · 0 Comments |
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muahahahhahahahahahahaaaaa!! |
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where are they? i-i-i-i thought i saw them a minute ago....t-t-they're gone! what am i gonna do? theyre all gone! did i scare them away? crying oh....OH! OH! THERE THEY ARE!! COME BACK HERE OR ILL POKE YOU!! NO, DONT GO OVER THERE!!! YES, GOOD! OH, PLEASE DONT RUN AWAY! COME BACK MY LITTLE LADYBUG FRIENDS!!!! *puts them in a basket* good ladybugs....yes you are my friends..... eek YOU CAN FLY????? WHERE ARE YOU GOING???? YOU- oh! look its some ant friends!!! hello my friends! ill be right back with some cookie crumbs for you, ill put them right over there if you need them!! ok? ok! *runs off to find some cookie crumbs* i cant find the cookies!!! scream wait.....here they are! in my pocket!! am i that stupid.....? yes. i am. stare oh well! xd
Larien Miriel of Mirkwood · Sun May 01, 2005 @ 12:51am · 1 Comments |
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this is the first post of the great loser of marbles! |
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i was walking along, and then i had a sudden overwhelming urge to climb a streetlamp. so i did!!! the light all of the sudden turned on, and i fell off. i then noticed that my marbles had fallen into a pond. unfortunately there was a megolodon inside, and i didnt exactly want to get eaten by a 100ft prehistoric shark. so......................................................i gave into my craziness, and have been crazy ever since. YOUUUUU SSHHALLL NOTTT PASSSSSS!!!!!!
GIVE UP THE HALFLING, SHELOTH! if you want him.......COME CLAIM HIM!!! THE WALLABIES ARE COMING FOR THEE!!!!!!! THE CROCODILE HUNTER FORGOT TO CLOSE THIER PEN, HERE THEY COME!!!!! CROIKEY, I JUST GOT BIT BY A BLACK MUMBA!!!! TERRY, GET THE CAMERA.....THEN CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!!
Larien Miriel of Mirkwood · Sun Feb 27, 2005 @ 02:18am · 1 Comments |
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