I was on my bike, trying to see how fast I could go (50 MPH), I found out.
I figured out that I couldn't go any faster, when turned into an alley, and hit a speed bump, and flew of my my bike and smashed my face into a brick wall.
I screamed, like a girl, and crawled, dragging my bike, over to an old lady's house. She was standing in the garage, making a phone call. I lost consciousness. Apparently, she was calling an ambulance, because, next thing I knew, I was in a hospital.
And 4 days later, here I am; rock you like a hurricane.
YES, THAT'S WHAT I ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE! GO SUCK A D**K!