Every time a plan to snag that blasted hedgehog goes awry, I'm always the one he comes after.
WHY? WHY ME?
I do everything he says! When I moved in to his place he swore he would treat me better than my Dad, but then he went to go rule Mobius and s**t. And now I'm doing his dirty work.
It sucks.
Dear GD, do you have issues with extended relatives that cannot be resolved?