So tonight, for you entertainment and to avoid spamming my Twitter, I am providing you with a STONEHENGE APOCALYPSE running commentary as I watch the film for the first (of many) times.
Synopsis: When a group of archaeologists dig up a human skeleton near the historical monument of STONEHENGE, an ancient piece of machinery hidden beneath the bedrock is discovered. Not knowing what it could be the workers accidentally trigger the mechanism and start a chain of events that may very well end the world as we know it.
Let's boogie.
Watching this on my blu-ray player is a bad idea. You don't upscale SyFy originals.
Mmmm, Misha has a sexy mouth. And that voice. And hell yes, we believe in the strange. We're minions, FFS.
Look at that STONEHENGE. I'm impressed.
LoL, 10,000 feet underground. I appreciate you telling us exactly how far away from the surface you are.
Oooh, magical ankh!
Great acting from that archeologist. Shits just gone crazy and you're staring aimlessly before thinking, "Oh s**t, cover my eyes... slowly and look pensive."
STONEHENGE is looking very plastic tonight.
OH s**t, ENGLISH EARTHQUAKES!
OH s**t, THE STONES ARE MOVING. AND IT'S SO OBVIOUSLY NOT FAKE!
Is that guide an opera singer? She's not screaming, she's singing.
LOL! KABOOM.
Oh, Misha! You're a sexy doctor. And snarktastic. Yay. biggrin
It was a robot head! Haha!
Dude, was that guy supposed to be a Cockney? That's shite!
I've met Misha Collins and seriously? He does not talk like that. He's being all husky Misha.
Ah, Joseph was the dude with the ankh.
Oh Misha.
"Go to STONEHENGE, go now.", it's so dramatic!
LoL, I love how the English weather is just so typically English.
"There is not a shred of information in here that can explain how seven tourists were burnt to a cinder by a tourist attraction." heart
Just outta curiousity, what's all this fancy s**t doing at a primary school? I mean, yeah, army men but still... are these five year olds in charge?
LOL, London taxi.
Oooh sneaky Misha is sneaky. It's strange watching him on screen without his trenchcoat.
I love the intense look he gave STONEHENGE. Almost like it was Dean Winchester.
Has he changed at all? I swear he's in the same clothes.
If this was quarantined so well, where are all the guards?
There's something in the stone? Is it a robot head?
Oh electromagnetic fields. Wait... IT'S HAUNTED!!!
Oooh, more English earthquakes!
How come people just stick around and stare when they know they're in trouble... oh now you move. COME ON MISH MISH, RUN! YOU'RE TOO PRETTY TO DIE!
I know it's dangerous but it's rather pretty. And lightningy.
And now a pyramid! Oooh a volcanamid!
Surely the first thing you'd have done would be find the intruder.
Holy cow? s**t's blowing up and you're saying "Holy cow"? What is this, the Beano?
LoL, Merlin waving his magic wand? Sounds dirty. I love it.
Hello again Misha!
The whole 10,000 feet underground still tickles me.
"We've found our bloody intruder!", there goes the British stereotypes!
I'M EXCITED. Why am I excited? I'm not a scientist. I'm a thick nerd.
Wait... what? Top of the mornin'? Misha?
LoL, electomagnetism has changed the soil? ******** yeah.
I love that cockney guard. More British stereotypes. We're either posh or Cockney, in England.
OH NOES, 37 hours to save the world?
Dude, bring back Misha.
My Aunt Fanny? Oh Lordy.
LoL, Misha's a genius! o/
Oooh, the gym, very threatening.
Oh cocky Misha is cocky. And sexy. He's so pretty, look at those eyes.
"I'll just wait here.", I think we should adopt him as an honorary Brit. He does a lot of waiting in his shows etc and it's one thing we Brits are good at.
"In my world, if something's counting down, it usually ends with a boom.", LoLz.
LOL, STONEHENGE IS A SECURITY THREAT. A big polystyrene security threat.
LoL, nice jump to 'security footage' there!
HAHA, STONEHENGE TOLD YOU TO GO ******** YOURSELF.
Dude, the prophecy looks like it's about the X-Men and egyptians. The symbol's the X-Men logo!!!
Mm, cuffed Misha. ;D
Did I mention I would totally hit that? Heh.
I love how professional all these webpages are. Papyrus as a font. Very nice.
LOL, we can turn off STONEHENGE. "Yaaaaah."
Ooh, he's cuffed again.
How does Misha make "It was a robot head!" plausible? I love him.
MORE s**t'S BLOWING UP. I LIKE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!
"OH MY GOD, INDONESIA HAS BEEN FLATTENED!", HAHA! Oh no! Tigers! sad
LoL, a global military response? Yes, that's going to beat some ROCKS.
Oh God, stop with the Britishisms!
I love the look on that woman's face. Squinty eye of seriousness.
"If we sit on our hands and do nothing while STONEHENGE destroys the world..." is the greatest line in anything EVER.
"Tally ho!", oh Misha!
Haha, yes, let's nuke it now. What happened LAST time? You stupid man.
Ah, more cuffed Misha. This is a fangirl wet dream. Can we have nudity now? And him having a bash at Dean.
Misha, this entire film is crazy. Nothing you say can make it any worse.
I take it back.
"I thought our planet was life sustaining."
"It's a machine, it doesn't know."
Then it should have paid more attention in ancient monument school, shouldn't it?
You twats, it's quite obviously not working!
LOL, turning STONEHENGE into a nuclear reactor.
They got to New York mighty fast. It's about 11 hours to the US, they have to get back to the UK and there's only about 27 hours left? Cutting it fine Misha, dear.
I actually think the Earth is just having an orgasm because Misha's around, it explains the shakes.
LOL, elbow smash of doom. Nice one Misha.
LOL, you beat that guy with the relic, boy!
Oh God, so Joseph is the baddie, now? Haha.
Ooooh, Misha, how hot do you look right now?
It must be nice for Misha to look down at someone in something for a change. Being around the J's must make him feel wee.
"You want me to come live with you and a bunch of lunatics in a pyramid?"
Oh God, folding like a cheap suit. Thought you'd beaten that now Misha!
OHNOEZ, THEY STOLE THE RELIC!
BOOM! When STONEHENGE blows, it's awful pretty.
ONOEZ, THE PYRAMIDS ASPLODING NOW! STONEHENGE does not like Earth.
"You don't say!", oh MISHA.
Ah, frustrated Misha, theeeeeeere's his real voice!
Heehee, it's all glowy.
Dude, everyone knows Misha's crazy, that's just Misha.
LoL, I love Joseph, he's a bit batshit.
YES, HURRY AND HIDE BEHIND THE POLYSTYRENE WALLS!
LOL, yes, that's safe, all sparking and collapsing in on you. You should have listened to Misha.... Oh, it's popping up out of the ground. Nice.
OH NO, YOU LOST A CAR IN THE PIT OF CGI DOOM!
"You call that a hill." THIS IS A HILL!
"I have to be honest, nuking STONEHENGE, it may backfire on us.", to quote Misha, "YOU DON'T SAY!"
Electromagnetically sealed doors? Oh Lordy.
"Nice."
THAT GUY IS THE COOLEST DUDE IN THIS WHOLE FILM. WITH THE BEARD AND HAIR. Except Misha. Because, hel-lo Misha.
LoL, I love how this EMF meter can find absolutely anything.
RUN MISHA, RUN!
OH NO, STONEHENGE IS GONNA ASPLODE!
"Which means when the countdown hits zero, you'll get your boom!"
The dialogue in this is fantastic.
Haha! Yeah, that was a believable shot in the arm!
"The only thing we know for sure is that STONEHENGE is a terraforming device left behind by beings from another time."
Dude, how can you not want to save Misha. HE'S MISHA FREAKIN' COLLINS!
YAY! Misha wins! Suck on that, b***h.
Well that's not very nice! Don't drop bombs on Misha's head. I mean, dude, MISHA.
Awww, budding romance. Random budding romance with no basis in anything. It's odd watching Misha in something and not desperately shipping him after Supernatural. (Dean/Cas FTW).
"A veritable STONEHENGE APOCALYPSE."
I shoulda known he was the baddie.
b***h DON'T YOU EVEN THINK OF KILLING MISHA. You don't kill Misha, Misha is too awesome for that.
OHNOEZ, DON'T NUKE THE HENGE!
OR KILL THEM!
LOL, THE LOOK OF SHOCK ON MISHA'S FACE AT "HE'S GOT A GUN!"
COME ON MISHA, SAVE US ALL!
That gun has a never ending supply of bullets. It's impressive really.
IN THE LEG? b***h! YET STILL YOU RUN!
OHNOEZ, DON'T KILL MA MISHA! t_t
COME ON MISHA, COME ON YOU SEXY b***h, SAVE THE DAY!
AND YOU, QUIT HURTING MY MISHA!
AND LOL, YOU'LL SO GET YOUR HEAD BLOWN UP.
"IT! WAS! A ROBOT HEAD!" :HEART: :HEART: :HEART:
Ooh, the day is saved thanks to the Mishapuff Boy? I wasn't looking.
Oh, we don't know. Hmmm, suspicious.
Oh GOD, she's doing it now. YOU'RE NOT MISHA, WE DON'T CARE.
...
And it's done.
Mmmm, Misha has a sexy mouth. And that voice. And hell yes, we believe in the strange. We're minions, FFS.
Look at that STONEHENGE. I'm impressed.
LoL, 10,000 feet underground. I appreciate you telling us exactly how far away from the surface you are.
Oooh, magical ankh!
Great acting from that archeologist. Shits just gone crazy and you're staring aimlessly before thinking, "Oh s**t, cover my eyes... slowly and look pensive."
STONEHENGE is looking very plastic tonight.
OH s**t, ENGLISH EARTHQUAKES!
OH s**t, THE STONES ARE MOVING. AND IT'S SO OBVIOUSLY NOT FAKE!
Is that guide an opera singer? She's not screaming, she's singing.
LOL! KABOOM.
Oh, Misha! You're a sexy doctor. And snarktastic. Yay. biggrin
It was a robot head! Haha!
Dude, was that guy supposed to be a Cockney? That's shite!
I've met Misha Collins and seriously? He does not talk like that. He's being all husky Misha.
Ah, Joseph was the dude with the ankh.
Oh Misha.
"Go to STONEHENGE, go now.", it's so dramatic!
LoL, I love how the English weather is just so typically English.
"There is not a shred of information in here that can explain how seven tourists were burnt to a cinder by a tourist attraction." heart
Just outta curiousity, what's all this fancy s**t doing at a primary school? I mean, yeah, army men but still... are these five year olds in charge?
LOL, London taxi.
Oooh sneaky Misha is sneaky. It's strange watching him on screen without his trenchcoat.
I love the intense look he gave STONEHENGE. Almost like it was Dean Winchester.
Has he changed at all? I swear he's in the same clothes.
If this was quarantined so well, where are all the guards?
There's something in the stone? Is it a robot head?
Oh electromagnetic fields. Wait... IT'S HAUNTED!!!
Oooh, more English earthquakes!
How come people just stick around and stare when they know they're in trouble... oh now you move. COME ON MISH MISH, RUN! YOU'RE TOO PRETTY TO DIE!
I know it's dangerous but it's rather pretty. And lightningy.
And now a pyramid! Oooh a volcanamid!
Surely the first thing you'd have done would be find the intruder.
Holy cow? s**t's blowing up and you're saying "Holy cow"? What is this, the Beano?
LoL, Merlin waving his magic wand? Sounds dirty. I love it.
Hello again Misha!
The whole 10,000 feet underground still tickles me.
"We've found our bloody intruder!", there goes the British stereotypes!
I'M EXCITED. Why am I excited? I'm not a scientist. I'm a thick nerd.
Wait... what? Top of the mornin'? Misha?
LoL, electomagnetism has changed the soil? ******** yeah.
I love that cockney guard. More British stereotypes. We're either posh or Cockney, in England.
OH NOES, 37 hours to save the world?
Dude, bring back Misha.
My Aunt Fanny? Oh Lordy.
LoL, Misha's a genius! o/
Oooh, the gym, very threatening.
Oh cocky Misha is cocky. And sexy. He's so pretty, look at those eyes.
"I'll just wait here.", I think we should adopt him as an honorary Brit. He does a lot of waiting in his shows etc and it's one thing we Brits are good at.
"In my world, if something's counting down, it usually ends with a boom.", LoLz.
LOL, STONEHENGE IS A SECURITY THREAT. A big polystyrene security threat.
LoL, nice jump to 'security footage' there!
HAHA, STONEHENGE TOLD YOU TO GO ******** YOURSELF.
Dude, the prophecy looks like it's about the X-Men and egyptians. The symbol's the X-Men logo!!!
Mm, cuffed Misha. ;D
Did I mention I would totally hit that? Heh.
I love how professional all these webpages are. Papyrus as a font. Very nice.
LOL, we can turn off STONEHENGE. "Yaaaaah."
Ooh, he's cuffed again.
How does Misha make "It was a robot head!" plausible? I love him.
MORE s**t'S BLOWING UP. I LIKE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!
"OH MY GOD, INDONESIA HAS BEEN FLATTENED!", HAHA! Oh no! Tigers! sad
LoL, a global military response? Yes, that's going to beat some ROCKS.
Oh God, stop with the Britishisms!
I love the look on that woman's face. Squinty eye of seriousness.
"If we sit on our hands and do nothing while STONEHENGE destroys the world..." is the greatest line in anything EVER.
"Tally ho!", oh Misha!
Haha, yes, let's nuke it now. What happened LAST time? You stupid man.
Ah, more cuffed Misha. This is a fangirl wet dream. Can we have nudity now? And him having a bash at Dean.
Misha, this entire film is crazy. Nothing you say can make it any worse.
I take it back.
"I thought our planet was life sustaining."
"It's a machine, it doesn't know."
Then it should have paid more attention in ancient monument school, shouldn't it?
You twats, it's quite obviously not working!
LOL, turning STONEHENGE into a nuclear reactor.
They got to New York mighty fast. It's about 11 hours to the US, they have to get back to the UK and there's only about 27 hours left? Cutting it fine Misha, dear.
I actually think the Earth is just having an orgasm because Misha's around, it explains the shakes.
LOL, elbow smash of doom. Nice one Misha.
LOL, you beat that guy with the relic, boy!
Oh God, so Joseph is the baddie, now? Haha.
Ooooh, Misha, how hot do you look right now?
It must be nice for Misha to look down at someone in something for a change. Being around the J's must make him feel wee.
"You want me to come live with you and a bunch of lunatics in a pyramid?"
Oh God, folding like a cheap suit. Thought you'd beaten that now Misha!
OHNOEZ, THEY STOLE THE RELIC!
BOOM! When STONEHENGE blows, it's awful pretty.
ONOEZ, THE PYRAMIDS ASPLODING NOW! STONEHENGE does not like Earth.
"You don't say!", oh MISHA.
Ah, frustrated Misha, theeeeeeere's his real voice!
Heehee, it's all glowy.
Dude, everyone knows Misha's crazy, that's just Misha.
LoL, I love Joseph, he's a bit batshit.
YES, HURRY AND HIDE BEHIND THE POLYSTYRENE WALLS!
LOL, yes, that's safe, all sparking and collapsing in on you. You should have listened to Misha.... Oh, it's popping up out of the ground. Nice.
OH NO, YOU LOST A CAR IN THE PIT OF CGI DOOM!
"You call that a hill." THIS IS A HILL!
"I have to be honest, nuking STONEHENGE, it may backfire on us.", to quote Misha, "YOU DON'T SAY!"
Electromagnetically sealed doors? Oh Lordy.
"Nice."
THAT GUY IS THE COOLEST DUDE IN THIS WHOLE FILM. WITH THE BEARD AND HAIR. Except Misha. Because, hel-lo Misha.
LoL, I love how this EMF meter can find absolutely anything.
RUN MISHA, RUN!
OH NO, STONEHENGE IS GONNA ASPLODE!
"Which means when the countdown hits zero, you'll get your boom!"
The dialogue in this is fantastic.
Haha! Yeah, that was a believable shot in the arm!
"The only thing we know for sure is that STONEHENGE is a terraforming device left behind by beings from another time."
Dude, how can you not want to save Misha. HE'S MISHA FREAKIN' COLLINS!
YAY! Misha wins! Suck on that, b***h.
Well that's not very nice! Don't drop bombs on Misha's head. I mean, dude, MISHA.
Awww, budding romance. Random budding romance with no basis in anything. It's odd watching Misha in something and not desperately shipping him after Supernatural. (Dean/Cas FTW).
"A veritable STONEHENGE APOCALYPSE."
I shoulda known he was the baddie.
b***h DON'T YOU EVEN THINK OF KILLING MISHA. You don't kill Misha, Misha is too awesome for that.
OHNOEZ, DON'T NUKE THE HENGE!
OR KILL THEM!
LOL, THE LOOK OF SHOCK ON MISHA'S FACE AT "HE'S GOT A GUN!"
COME ON MISHA, SAVE US ALL!
That gun has a never ending supply of bullets. It's impressive really.
IN THE LEG? b***h! YET STILL YOU RUN!
OHNOEZ, DON'T KILL MA MISHA! t_t
COME ON MISHA, COME ON YOU SEXY b***h, SAVE THE DAY!
AND YOU, QUIT HURTING MY MISHA!
AND LOL, YOU'LL SO GET YOUR HEAD BLOWN UP.
"IT! WAS! A ROBOT HEAD!" :HEART: :HEART: :HEART:
Ooh, the day is saved thanks to the Mishapuff Boy? I wasn't looking.
Oh, we don't know. Hmmm, suspicious.
Oh GOD, she's doing it now. YOU'RE NOT MISHA, WE DON'T CARE.
...
And it's done.
Well that was, as expected, cracktacular! I totally agree with Misha that it deserves Oscars and many, many accolades. A fine piece of cinema there which shall be watched many times!
