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Now, for purposes of description, you'll have to picture my car: an old, poorly maintained, dangerous collection of faulty parts from that wonderful time before safety became such a goddamn deal in this country. And my car is like any other small car- real hard to get into. That's important, because, after all, you gotta get into the car first. Otherwise, the way I look at it, you ain't goin' nowhere. And let's not forget, with any kind of car, just opening the driver's door and getting in involves a certain amount of risk. Have you noticed that? The terrific way they designed cars so the driver's door opens right out into the middle of goddamn traffic? Jesus! About the only intelligent thing the British ever did was putting that driver's seat right over there near the curb where it belongs. Of course then they went and moved the curb to the wrong side of the street.
SkelletonJack · Fri Sep 09, 2005 @ 12:38am · 1 Comments |
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You wanna go for a ride? Okay, let's go for a ride. Well, actually, you'll go for a ride, I'll go for a drive. The one who drives the car goes for a drive. The other person goes for a ride. Most folks aren't aware of that. Tell 'em when they're gettin' into your car. Say, "You assholes are goin' for a ride, I'm goin' for a drive. 'Cause I'm the one who's makin' the payments on this s**t-box."
SkelletonJack · Fri Aug 19, 2005 @ 10:32pm · 4 Comments |
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Many native traditions held clowns and tricksters as essential to any contact with the sacred. People could not pray until they had laughed, because laughter opens and frees from rigid preconception. Humans had to have tricksters within the most sacred ceremonies lest they forget the sacred comes through upset, reversal, surprise. The trickster in most native traditions is essential to creation, to birth.
-Professor Byrd Gibbons Professor of English, University of Arkansas at Little Rock.
Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.
-Anon.
If you can't dance, you ******** a lot of waitresses.
-Voltaire
Sometimes gum looks like a penny.
-Sally Wade
SkelletonJack · Fri Aug 19, 2005 @ 07:46pm · 0 Comments |
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