THE MANY QUOTES OF OBELISK91!!!
Updated as often as possible.
"Gimme some o' them nanners! Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm!"
"Would you like some...apple pie? Apple. Apple.
Apple pie.
"There were these ladies. With these...pink hats. Perfectly normal pink hats. As normal as pink hats can be!"
"You're a good little piggy! Yes Yes Yes!!!"
"Why is everybody screaming?"
"Hey, everybody..!"
"Screw you, Mr. Elephant! You can't have the peanuts!"
"I feel like a rabbi!"
"This is Chippy. Chippy is my friend. Chippy go hop and 'crunch', that's the end!"
"NOOO! NO!"
"Gimme the freakin' scissors or i'll poke your freakin' eyes out!"
"Put the knife back in the kitchen. You can not have the scissors because you're going stab me with them."
"Happy happy happy happy happy happy..."
"Light flaky crust! Light flaky crust! Would you like some light flaky crust? The crust is light and flaky! Light flaky crust!!!"
"'Coughs and hacks.' Hello, class! Today we're going to learn some Spanish!'"
"I don't know. All I could here was, 'Snort, snort, dribble, dribble, argh.'"
"
The wheels on the bus go round and round,
Round and round,
Up and Down!"
More to come...