Pick the month of your birthday
January: I touched
February: I smoke with
March: I did coke with
April: I get horny when i see
May: I tryed on
June: I looked at
July: I voted on
August: I watched porn with
September: I smoked pot with
October: I kicked
Novemeber: I licked
December: I died from
Pick the date of your birthday
1: A cat
2: The KKK
3: Your mom
4: A zombie
5: Bill Clinton
6: The mailman
7: Your TV
8: Some random hot chick
9: Your best friend
10: A drunkin f**
11: A butter fingers
12: your dog
13: Britney Spears
14: Satan
15: A pimp
16: A gangster
17: Your God
18: Pie
19: A pot farmer
20: A retard
21: A lesbian
22: A cooked head
23: Green Day
24: AC/DC
25: A jolly rancher
26: Quagmire from Family Guy
27: Jerry Springer
28: A big pile of dog crap
29: The Hulk
30: Hilary Duff
31: A bird
Pick the First Letter of Your Last Name
A: Because I was high
B: Because I'm gay
C: Because I thought it was cool
D: Because I was drunker than Hell
E: Just because
F: Because my dad told me to
G: Because I'm coco for cocopops
H: Because I like drugs
I: Because I have no brain
J: Because God told me to
K: Because I'm a ninja
L: Because I like glue
M: Because I'm mentally unstable
N: Because I love vodka
O: Because I'm cool
P: Because I missed my favorite show
Q: Because I was paid $200 to
R: Because your my friend
S: Because Ronald Mcdonald threatened me
T: Because I like yellow
U: Because I wish I had wings
V: Because I want my dad to accept me
W: Because I'm a communist
X: Because I love jello
Y: Because I'm pimpin
Z: Because I shot my girl
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