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Looking back on the previous rambling entries, I'm pretty damn proud of myself. Granted this hasn't been the most consistent journal, but still, a lot of entries. Good for me. *pats self on the back*
Ok, I'm random and bored. Shock. I wish this was one of my oddly wise day, but alas it is not. Your first impression of me today however should not be of someone insomnia-ridden and bored beyond belief. Instead, it should include the fact that I am drinking orange juice, pulp-less. There, mental image complete.
Okay, part of an odd OCD and ADD fusion I have going is a need to list.
-Favorite pickup line I made up: Hey baby. I may not be a magician, but I can make you self respect disappear -Favorite I am bored activity this month: knitting -Favorite Future Goal: To do a consistant and accurrate impression of Pinky, from Pinky and the Brain -Favorite drink of the moment: orange juice
edit: I also want to learn how to whittle.
funky257 · Tue Jan 09, 2007 @ 06:59am · 0 Comments |
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In my quest for the perfect New Year's resolution, I've decided to renew my previous resolution to have a random resolution each day. So it didn't last past, like, the fifth day. Unfortunately, it's difficult to think of a random fun thing to do daily, even for me. I mean keeping vampire hours helps the creative mentally disturbed juices to flow, but every once in a while, I'm idea-less. So this is going to take some planning. I am taking over my random life, one odd day at a time. Amoung the less insane ideas, my resolutions shall include actually joining a club and regularly attending, singing for money...on the streets, getting on tv, writing a good short story...and possibly getting it published, dressing a theme day (including prep, punk, superhero...), asking a random attractive dude out, speaking in Spanish for a whole day...and so on. So there, my long ignored Gaia. A testament to my boredom. Perhaps I should add only being serious around people with which that is almost impossible. I am seeing this...and it is painful. I shall try it.
In other news, my life update: college is good, funny, hard, drunk, sick, random, and naked. I think I got a B in everything, I seem to attract weirdos, and classes are interesting, but I have no idea what I want to do. Also, for some reason, I seemed to have gained weight eating crappy food I don't like and walking everywhere. How this works, baffles me. There, see you in five months...or a couple of days, as I really have not much else to do.
funky257 · Thu Dec 28, 2006 @ 02:56am · 0 Comments |
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I'm at Yale. To quote Sibby, Whoot!
funky257 · Wed Sep 06, 2006 @ 10:31pm · 0 Comments |
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16 things to do at Walmart |
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Something amusing sent to me by Gothic_A7X_Lover_6661 (If your name is Zacky, and you're the lead singer of Avenged Sevenfold, pm her immediately)
16 things to do at Wal-mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
She actually did the M&M thing, and cried when they told her there was a $5 minimum. They told her to come next week when she had the money, and she cried more, so they let her have it for free. She also put condoms in an old lady's cart. Fun times. *sighs* Even my Gaia friends...... Oh, who am I kidding? I live for amusement.
funky257 · Sat Aug 05, 2006 @ 04:15am · 0 Comments |
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The Mushroom Song strikes again |
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Remember when I was random. I hope you remember today. Oh the mushroom song, born of boredom and a love of my own voice. I'm bored and once again just talking to myself...about myself. How narcissitic. Anyway, I believe I've actually become less random. Maybe it's just me. Feel free to post your opinion on the matter. Meanwhile.....
Mushrooms, mushrooms taste so good Mushrooms, mushrooms as they should Mushrooms, mushrooms taste so sweet Mushrooms, mushrooms on my feet Mushrooms, mushrooms, mushrooms
And of course llama, for llama makes everything better. dramallama *sighs*
funky257 · Thu Jul 13, 2006 @ 05:58am · 0 Comments |
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It's been a while since my last entry. Sadly, still nothing very news worthy. Let's see I've graduated from high school, free of the shackles and ball gag that a college prep institution can be. I'm going to Yale. That was unexpected. Still hanging out with my friends and gaiaing high on the good times chart, perhaps my mom is lightening up a little. Maybe not. I'm hoping to get a job, especially one at Borders. I filled out the online application, but I'm going to go there to see if they recieve (*cough* Notice me! Notice me please!). I'm also trying to apply to as many last minute scholarships as possible while simultaneous curtailing the emotional breakdown of various members of my family. I got a bunch of jeans. Um...yeah.......hey, did you hear the new Justin Timerlake? It's actually okay in a hip hop meets techno sorta way....And what's with this global warming. Okay, it's late, I'm done.
funky257 · Sun Jul 09, 2006 @ 08:30am · 0 Comments |
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Long time. My computer was down for a while and I was busy. Now, I'm bored. My nails are still pink and sparkly from Prom. It was cool. I won a girly basket in a raffle designed to take up enough of the night to prevent drinking. Not that I was going to, but couldn't someone just get drunk after Post Prom. Well, I'm getting over the flu, and not feeling particularly creative. Someone had a thread for senior quote ideas, reminding me of what I do best. Quoting funny things others have said, so enjoy.
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life" -Brooke Shields
"The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits" -Albert Einstein
"I'll keep it short and sweet. Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business" -Montgomery Burns, "The Simpsons"
"I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away." -Xander, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
"Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow" -Mark Twain
"I'm a man the way nature intended: I'm dirty, I'm lazy, and I have no pants"-Eric Forman, That 70's Show
"If you have nothing nice to say...come sit by me"-unknown
funky257 · Sat May 27, 2006 @ 07:32am · 0 Comments |
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I was watching the Ten Commandments yesterday for the hundreth time and once again, what strikes me much more then the cinematography and effects, is the fact that Yul Brener can play any ethnicity. Whether it be Egyptian, Siamese (Thai), or a good ole' cowboy, you can count on Yul.
I wonder if my parents finally accept my growing up, having a life, and all things related to the fact that my life is not really in their hands anymore. I've been getting in less and less trouble for having a life. I wonder if these are signs of the End of Days. The optimist in me says, "Yes."
Just so you know, I look smokin' in my prom dress. Not to brag, but, I'm a hottie.
And finally, well, nothing really. Happy Easter Break. Or Passover Break. Or Spring Break. There's no one who's religion does not recognize spring, right. Oh, wait, yours doesn't? Well, um, Happy Prequel to Summer.
funky257 · Mon Apr 17, 2006 @ 03:40am · 0 Comments |
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Through the Looking Glass |
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It's been a while. A long while. Now my teachers are starting to lay off me, Joseph is over (apparently it went well), and I stopped caring (thanks to my teachers' efforts to combat senioritis by giving tons of work, I got senioristis, and I got it bad) my mind is free to wander, as it oft does. Perhaps it's the insomnia talking, or just my neurotic mind, or pure genius, or all of those since they are often the same thing. I feel bouncy. My life has long been the absurd, mixed with the metaphorical, and pure lyrical nonsense. Butterflies and bunnies, I feel weird. I'm ready to embrace it. I feel like...I don't know. I had an inspiration and it left me, like a child's plaything. I felt incipient...something...Screw this. I'm in need of ice cream. Damn you Neo.
So what's up. Nothing. Did you really expect something. I'm free, but admittedly bored. I learned the difference between a Swedish accent and a German accent is the sing-songingness in the former. Oh Hans. My voice is still hoarse from a week of singing. Saturday, I went up and down a street with my mom looking for accessories for my prom dress, and ended up buying something I didn't really want. I have pink and yellow tissue. Sweet. I have a paper due. Life is beautiful.
Random enough for you.
Selected Lyrics to "Murder, Murder", from Jekyll & Hyde, the musical So bad, I laughed and laughed, the best worst song on earth, it is...
"Murder, murder - In the night air! Murder, murder - It's a nightmare! Murder, murder - It's a right scare, Bloody murder In the night!"
"Look at this, another murder, Just like the other murder! That's poor old General Glossop, dead!"
"That's two in the last four days! This killer has fancy ways! To kill outside St. Paul's Requires a lotta balls!"
"Read about the worst two murders - ! Much worse than the first two murders! That makes it murders three and four!"
funky257 · Sun Apr 09, 2006 @ 10:13am · 0 Comments |
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