Simply put an "X" in all the situations that have happened to you!
1. [ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [x ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit and thought I was gonna die.
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [x] I have "accidentally" caught something on fire. (during bio lab... Not willing to elaborate...)
7. [ ] I've told a cop to ******** off.
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.
10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion.
12. [ ] If someone says the word "duty", I can't help but laugh.
13. [ ] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of
times.
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. (Not my fault. I have absence mal seizures all the time!)
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow...
16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice."
19. [ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math.
21. [x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less.
23. [x ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing
something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they
threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ]I've ran around naked when I was with friends.
27. [ ] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
32. [x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
33. [x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE.
Repost this as "I am _% stupid"
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