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Why One Sock Always Disappears In the Dryer |
Actually, I don't know why... it just happens.... it's like why your grandparents always smell funny, or why the little green man is always framing you for knocking things over, or why Stonehenge is still standing after centuries: It just is. |
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Mo`shiney
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 @ 08:45pm
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Rp Characters
Justice She’s an Immortal Angel, doesn’t matter. Her powers include basic angelic powers, and she also is a skilled warrior, and she also has the power to Judge because she is blind and there is no fear of her being biased or merciful. Justice is straight forward and blunt, but her words are sharper than the broad sword she uses. She hates nonsense and she’s a real kill joy. Most of the angels leave her alone, not that she cares. No one’s ever seen her smile, but with the burden she must bear on her shoulders, who can blame her, but she never complains. Justice (her hair is dark brown her eyes are milky white, no pupil)[ b]Trea Bane 19 She fights using her teeth, and claws when she’s full wolf. When she’s human, her hand to hand combat is very good, and her skill with the bow and arrow is deadly, and she is fair with the short katana, and she still retains her inhuman strength and agility. She can also partially turn into a wolf and just have ears and a tail, or hold a form that is something in between a wolf and a human. Trea is fun-loving and carefree most of the time. She likes to train and spar and hunt, but there are two things she hates- being confined and vampires. She loves to run and be free. Vampires were responsible for the deaths of her young brother and sisters and her mother. She is the Alpha Male’s son’s bodyguard, and it is rumored that they Alpha wishes she and his son to mate. Trea (full wolf) Trea(human)Etanya 21 She is light-hearted and fun-loving. Her favorite past time if to seduce sailors and fishermen and other young men, and drown them. She likes to just go with the flow of things, however, that does not mean she won't get angry. Beware her wrath!! (*evil laughter*) She is not known for being merciful. She is strongest at night under a full moon and weakest in the middle of the day, but even in her weakest state she is still a force to be reckoned with. Lesser Demon Form: Mostly used for seduction purposes, so this is her preferred form. She also has a beautiful singing voice that would make a siren turn green with envy. She can manipulate water, and make it flow how or where she wants and she can also make it change shape and density. She can also glide using her wings, however, in this form she must stay very close to the water or risk getting dried out. Full Demon Form: Used to kick butt. This form she can only use when the sun sets and the moon rises. She gains legs and she knows how to use them for kick boxing, and her strength and her agility is also improved. Her ability to manipulate water becomes phenomenal, for she can control it in all it forms, and change it from one to the other without using much energy, and she can handle large amounts with ease. She can also make storms, tsunamis and squalls, and even cause a hurricane or two.Eira Immortal Angel, so it doesn’t matter anymore. She is the embodiment of the Seven Heavenly Virtues. She is faithful, optimistic, generous, unwavering, fair, patient, and wise. Her innocence and naïveté can often cause people to overlook her strength and knowledge. However, because she so easily trusts people, they also tend to trust her in return. She has managed to melt some of the coldest hearts, even while she was still alive. Eira is a newer angel, who died while still a young child quite recently; within the last 500 years give or take a century or two. She enjoyed being a guardian angel and taking care of people and easing their burdens until they could stand on their own. Her training became more intense when she was appointed to be a guardian angel to a particularly important young man who had lost his way. Justice was appointed to teach her to fight, and she was a good pupil, and she learned and retained everything she was taught. Now, she is going back to Earth, however, Justice is worried that her compassion will hold her back and if she runs into a demon she could get her wings ripped off. EiraLillith Beelz Immortal Demon, does it matter? No, she’s sexy! She is the embodiment of the Seven Deadly Sins. She is seductive, jealous, greedy, gluttonous, wrathful, proud and incredibly lazy. To avoid doing the work herself, she will manipulate a person until he/she no longer has any purpose before tossing them aside. She is cold and calculating, and her short temper is infamous in the Underworld. Lillith is in charge of Hell’s office on Earth, which is disguised as a law firm. She has been expecting Damien for quite sometime, but has yet to actually meet him. Satan has given her specific instructions not to let this one slip away at any cost, and to keep him away from the Enemy once he started his training started. She has inhuman strength and speed, and she is extremely skilled with the saber, hand-to-hand, and she can sue MacDonald’s for an outrageous amount of money if a customer looks at her client the wrong way and win. Also, in her full demon state she can manipulate electricity. Lillith Full Demon: She gets wings on her back, claws on her hands and feet, and she also gets a lovely set of fangs.
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 @ 07:04am
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Apply Directly to the Forehead
OMIGOSH!!!!!!!! THE WORSE THING HAPPENED TO ME TO DAY!!!! I was driving to workwith my mom, la la la la, every thing was fine! Then I see this cute little turtle crossing the street in my lane, so, being the tender heart that I am, I slam on the breaks. My mom and I are screaming our heads off. The car stops... and I heard a crunch... I stopped... right. On. Top. Of. The. Turtle...
burning_eyes
Needless to say, but I'll say it anyway, I freaked. gonk "OMIGOSH!! I JUST KILLED A TURTLE!!!!!!" dramallama
My mom just rolled her eyes and told me to keep driving. "He's in a better place now. You sent him to turtle heaven. You did him a favor. He forgives you." I love my mom.
I bet some redneck is going to scrape its poor sun-cooked body off the road and eat it tonight. stare
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Oo!! You know what'll get your adrenaline pumpin'??? Do ya? Huh?? Huh??? Do ya??
... Well I'm tellin' ya anyways. blaugh
Scraping grout off of rocks in a shower. I kid you not!! It is a fantastic way to build endurance, tone your arm muscles, learn patience, and to... to...
Who am I kidding? Seriously?? I do not get paid enough to spew this kind of crap. That was the most boring three hours of my life!! I wanted to go to work today with all my heart, mind and spirit.
Watched Firewall today. HOO WEE!!! Harrison Ford's still got it!!!!! PHEW!!! He is one smexy old man... ok, yes, I have an old man fettish... but they gotta be hawtt... like Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, and Michael Cain...
Colin Firth maybe as old as my parents but he's his own category. heart
I beat my brother senseless with an inflatable sword from Mickey D's. (I don't know how to spell the actual name... I know It starts with an 'M' though.)
I went to a movie with a friend of mine. He's a riot. He got lost at the movie theatre he worked at and we missed the preveiws and the dancing candy. I was distressed. He made me laugh so hard!!!! He was going to go clubbin' for the first time at some gay club, but he got lost and ended up driving allllll night looking for this gay club. I would like you to know that my friend is not gay. He's extremely straight. However, he hates it when he's accused of being a homophobe, so he drove around alllllllll night to find this gay club.... and he ended up going home in the end.
Yeah, it's not as funny when I tell it.... I should have recorded it. sweatdrop
You know what I don't understand??
Besides that...
or that...
no- ok. stop. I'll just tell you.
Why do guys think it cool, or hot, or in anyway attractive when they start yelling at a girl who's walking along, minding her own business, enjoying the company of a good friend.
I am so happy I'm single. ^^
So I have to read Crime and Punishment before school starts.... I've gotten mixed reviews.
Dad: "Awesome book. We can talk about it sometime."
Friend: "ugh."
Oh well.
I ate Chinese tonight!!!!!!!!! No, the food, wise guy.
I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to write a talk (small speech) for church tomorrow... I stayed up so I could do it.... instead I messed around for five hours. I gues that's the way the cookie crumbles!!!!! Do not feed the animals the neon green erasers. I'll write it in the morning.
My dishwasher is beeping at me... I believe it's trying to communicate.... perhaps it is trying to reveal to me my purpose on this earth! Perhaps it is trying to tell me the Secret of Life!!!!!!! Maybe
*blows up dishwasher*
That Beeping got on my nerves... gonk
WWJD?
What Would Jesus Drive? Jesus was a carpenter, so I bet you anything he'd buy the biggest, baddest, gas-guzzling, hard core SUV there was to haul all that lumber!! Heck yeah!!!
Moral of the day: Save the planet. Buy an SUV.
Ninja Bagel out~
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Mo`shiney
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Mo`shiney
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 @ 09:39am
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 @ 07:52pm
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Driving is a Contact Sport
Ok, I love to write the first thing that pops in my head. That is the purpose for this journal. You see, it all started the other night when my parents watched this Dateline thingy about MySpace, got all paranoid, and made me delete all of my beautiful, random journals off this site called deviantART. All my randomness needed to go somewhere, so here I am. A brandspanking new journal awaiting to be filled with my random thoughts.
pirate Just a note to all you sexual predators out there: If you think I am going to tell you all about myself, you are quite mistaken. Everything is going to be random, and what isn't random will be vague. Sorry, but that's the way the cookie crumbles. pirate
Anywho, I'm on vacation. Weee!! whee
I'm reading this book my Sensei gave me called The Elephant Vanishes. It's a bunch of short stories by this Japanese guy and his writing is... different... it's weird... it's... random. I like what I've read so far. My favorite is called The Second Bakery Attack. It's awesome. The story's about this young married couple who are really hungry so they go and attack a McDonalds. rofl
I love color, don't you?
For those of you who know me, or think you know me, or just want to sorta get to know me, or you people who find this mildly interesting, you may address me as "Mo" nice and simple. Thank you for reading this, and if you subscribe, thanks for that too. 3nodding
Why Mo? Why not? cool Don't you like the name my paents gave me?? crying Can I help that my parents were hippies? Yes, boys and girls, I am a love child. heart Let me tell you though, I got off better than Moonbeam and Tambourine, my little brothers. We're all a bit jealous of Amy, figures that my parents are normal (kinda) by the tim the fourth one comes around. It probably helped that they stopped smoking those weird leaves they grew in the attic. Unfortunately, they're still constantly burning incense.
The passage above has been written in write because the author of this journal deemed it to be to silly for those of faint heart.
Remeber, muffins are good, but bagels are better.
Thanks for reading. *ninja whoosh* ninja
*has disappeared*
*that means you stop reading*
*yes, you stop*
*why are you still reading?*
*why are you here?*
*she's not here*
*Go do something constructive*
*read a book*
*role play*
*or something*
*stop reading!!*
*now!!*
*closes eyes*
*You have until i count to three*
*when I open them you better not be here*
*1*
*2*
*3*
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Mo`shiney
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