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Ebil Orange Kittens are cute and fuzzy. Unless you try to pet them. Lemme explain, they are very much related to Ebil Pink Kittens, but me, Fuzz, owns teh Orange Kittens, and Spaz owns teh Pink ones. My Orange Kitten is called Pwnage. Do not stare he will scratch your eyes out and slit your throat. Yeah so uhhh, if you don't stare it's just like getting a college degree for being SMART. Today me and Pwnage jumped off a building. We kinda hit the ground slow. I don't know how, maybe the Monkeys of Ownageness saved us. I'm not sure. Ummmm... I met these guys at this lake and they played this game too and me'n'my lil' Pwnage was all lyk, "OMFG u guys ttly play Gaia?" and dey be lyk, "OMFG YEAH NOOB!" and then Pwnage was lyk, "Don't call Fuzz a noob you stupid noobs of noobyness!" and dey was all lyk burrrned. Do I seem hyper to you? Uhhhh I hope so. I just drank like 63974568943 cups of imaginary coffee. I wonder if this is a dream? *pinch* OH MY GOSH WHERE AM... Pillow? Blanket? PJs? I'm in bed? Holy crap it was a dream! Wait, how am I still typing? OMFG SCARY. UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!!!!!
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