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Tenacious D-Tibute
"Tribute"
[Spoken] This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road. And he said: [Sung] "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul) [Spoken] Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other, and we each said... "Okay." [Sung] And we played the first thing that came to our heads, Just so happened to be, The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see One and one make two, two and one make three, It was destiny. Once every hundred-thousand years or so, When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow And the grass doth grow...
Needless to say, the beast was stunned. Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail, And the beast was done. He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?" And we said, "Nay. We are but men." Rock! Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah, Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no. This is just a tribute. Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no. This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World, All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World, All right! It was the best ********' song the greatest song in the world. [2-part skat] [Spoken] And the peculiar thing is this my friends: the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound anything like this song. [Sung] This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it! And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion. Ah, ********! Good God, God lovin', So surprised to find you can't stop it. [Skat] All right! All right!
Tenacious D-KickapooA long a** ********' time ago, In a town called Kickapoo, There lived a humble family Religious through and through. But yay there was a black sheep And he knew just what to do. His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line. A vision he did see-eth ********' rockin' all the time. He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align
[Jack Black (Son)] Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave, Then I sliced his ********' cockles, With a long and shiney blade! 'Twas I who ******** the dragon, ******** ********! And if you try to ******** with me, Then I shall ******** you too! Gotta get it on in the party zone! I gots to shoot a load in the party zone! Gotta lick a toad in the party zone! Gotta suck a c***e in the party zone! [Crying]
[Meat Loaf (Father)] You've disobeyed my orders, son, Why were you ever born?. Your brother's ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more. This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell. Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel. You'll become a mindless puppet; Beelzebub will pull the strings! Your heart will lose direction, And chaos it will bring. You'd better shut your mouth, Better watch your tone! You're grounded for a week with no telephone! Don't let me here you cry, Don't let me hear you moan! You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!
[Jack Black (Son)] Dio can you hear me? I am lost and so alone. I'm askin' for your guidance. Won't you come down from your throne? I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock. My father thinks you're evil, But man, he can suck a c**k. Rock is not The Devil's work, It's magical and rad. I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad
[Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)] I hear you brave young Jaybles, You are hungry for the rock. But to learn the ancient method, Sacred doors you must unlock. Escape your father's clutches, And this oppressive neighborhood. On a journey you must go, To find the land of Hollywood! In The City of Fallen Angels, Where the ocean meets the sand, You will form a strong alliance, And the world's most awesome band. To find your fame and fortune, Through the valley you must walk. You will face your inner demons. Now go my son and rock!
[Jack Black (Narrator)] So he went from ********' Kickapoo With hunger in his heart; And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art; But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart. Rooooock. Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. Raye-yayayayaye-yock
Tenacious D-Classico
Can't you see he's the man, let me hear you applaud he is more than a man he's a shiny golden god.
If you think it's time to ******** rock, and ******** roll, out of control, well then you know you got to rock the block, and ******** suck my ******** c**k, 'cause when you rule, you ******** school all of the fools, out of their jewels, 'cause if you think it's time, if you think it's time, if you think it's time to ******** rock.
He is going to kick your ******** a**, and you know his name is Kyle Gass, rocking and ******** rolling, and ******** rocking, and ******** rolling, and ******** [vocal solo]...
Tenacious D-History
This is a song called the history of Tenacious D And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past It's a chronicling of our rise, to power!
We ride with kings on mighty steeds Across the devils plain We've walked with Jesus and his cross He did not die in vain, NO!
We've run with wolves, we've climbed K2 Even stopped a moving train We've traveled through space and time my friends To rock this house again, rock!!
We ride and we ride and we'll never subside And we'll ride till the planets collide And if you say that we do not ride I'll tan you're ******** hide, ride!!
Kyle's fingers be silver, Jacks voice then be gold But lest you think we're vain We know you're all robots and we don't care Tenacious D, we reign!
We rei-eign, supreme, ooooh god!! Burrito supreme, and a chicken supreme And a cutlass supreme Supreeeeeme yeaaaaaah go now Kyle! 1-2-3 Supreme!!!
Tenacious D-Beelezboss [Beelz] I am complete!
[Both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
[Beelz] yes you are ********, s**t out of luck now I'm complete and my c**k you will suck This world will be mine and you're first in line you brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
[JB] Wait! Wait! Wait! you ******** we challenge you to a rock off! give us one chance to rock your socks off
[Beelz] ********, ********, ******** the demon code prevents me from declining a rock off challenge what are your terms? what is the catch?
[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry a** back to hell. and also you will have to pay our rent
[Beelz] And what if *i* win? [JB] then you can take Kage back to hell... [KG] What? [JB] trust me Kage, its the only way, [KG] What the ******** are you talking about? [JB] to be your little b***h. [Beelz] Fine! Let the rock off begin!hahahahaa I'm the devil i love metal! Check this riff it's ******** tasty I'm the devil i can do what i want, whatever i got I'm gonna flaunt, there's never been a rock off that I've ever lost i cant wait to take Kage back to hell I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel
[JB] Noooooo! c'mon Kage bring the thunder [KG] there's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece. [JB] listen to me [KG] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man [JB] goddamn-it Kage, he gonna make you his sex slave, you're gonna gargle mayonnaise unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam. [KG] dude, we've been through so much s**t, [JB] deactivated lasers with my d**k [BOTH] now its time to blow this ******** down! [JB] C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down [KG] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down [JB] Light up the stage cause its time for a showdown [KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take you around town [BOTH] Now we've got to blow this ******** down [KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down [JB] C'mon Kage cause it's time to blow doors down [KG] Oh we'll piledrive ya, it's time for the smackdown [JB] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss, we know your weakness our rocket-sauce we rock the casbah, and blow your mind we will defeat you, for all mankind you hold the scepter, we hold the key you are the devil, we are the D [18x]
[Beelz] You guys are ********' lame. Come on Kage, You're coming with me. Taste my lightning ********!
[Tenacious D:] [JB] NO!
[Beelz] ow! ********! My ********' horn! oh no!
[JB] From whence you came you shall remain, until you are complete again
[Beelz] No! ******** you Kage and ******** you Jables! I'll get you Tenacious D!
Tenacious D-Master Exploder
Aaah! Arghhh!
I do not need, (he does not need) a microphone (a microphone) My voice is ********, (********) Powerful!!
Aaah!! Arghhh!
Sorry I did not mean, (he did not mean) to blow your mind (to blow your mind) But that s**t happens to me, all the time!
Now take a look (take a look) tell me what do you see? (tell me what do you see?) We've got the Pick of Destiny!
AAAH! Arghhh!!
Tenacious D-Dude (I Totally Miss You)
Dude, i totally miss you I really ******** miss you I'm all alone, All the time, all the time
Dude, i totally miss you The things we did together Where have you gone?
Totally miss the honesty And special times, and honestly I totally miss the ******** up thing ya do
Dude, i totally miss you I totally miss you Dude, i totally miss you All the time
Ahhhhhhhhhh, aaaaaah Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, aaaaaah aah ya-he haaa.
Totally miss the honesty And special times, and honestly I totally miss the ******** up thing ya do
Dude, i totally miss you I totally miss you Dude, i totally miss you All the time
Tabbykat445 · Wed Jul 11, 2007 @ 07:44am · 0 Comments |
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